Mon 30 Mar 98 21:47
Just for shits and giggles, I took JJ's recent post, reformatted it a bit
to fit on my screen, thusly:
What YHVH says through JJ: What it probably means:
Richard Smith
... 7.194436287473 : the inverse cosh of the Beast
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. . . and subjected it to the Biblical Code Method of interpretation
currently so popular:
jjh> eJ8+IjEUAQaQCAAEAAAAAAABAAEAAQeQBgAIAAAA5AQAAAAAAADoAAEIgAc
jjh> AGAAAAElQTS5NaWNyb3NvZnQgTWFpbC5Ob3RlADEIAQ2ABAACAAAAAgACAA
jjh> EEkAYASAEAAAEAAAAMAAAAAwAAMAIAAAALAA8OAAAAAAIB/w8BAAAAXgAAA
jjh> AAAAACBKx+kvqMQGZ1uAN0BD1QCAAAAAE11bHRpcGxlIHJlY2lwaWVudHMg
jjh> b2YgSG9seXNtb2tlIG1haWxpbmcgbGlzdABTTVRQAGhvbHlzbW9rZUBncnl
jjh> uLm9yZwAAAB4AAjABAAAABQAAAFNNVFAAAAAAHgADMAEAAAATAAAAaG9seX
jjh> Ntb2tlQGdyeW4ub3JnAAADABUMAQAAAAMA/g8GAAAAHgABMAEAAAAwAAAAJ
jjh> 011bHRpcGxlIHJlY2lwaWVudHMgb2YgSG9seXNtb2tlIG1haWxpbmcgbGlz
jjh> dCcAAgELMAEAAAAYAAAAU01UUDpIT0xZU01PS0VAR1JZTi5PUkcAAwAAOQA
jjh> AAAALAEA6AQAAAAIB9g8BAAAABAAAAAAAAAKkRgEEgAEAFQAAAFJFOiBNaW
jjh> NoYWVsIFRvd25zZW5kABYHAQWAAwAOAAAAzgcDABIADgAoAC4AAwBRAQEgg
jjh> AMADgAAAM4HAwASAA4AJgAqAAMASwEBCYABACEAAABFNzUyNzU2NjZFQkVE
jjh> MTExOTAyOTQ0NDU1MzU0MDAwMADKBgEDkAYAYAMAABQAAAALACMAAAAAAAM
jjh> AJgAAAAAACwApAAAAAAADAC4AAAAAAAMANgAAAAAAQAA5AICUtSCuUr0BHg
jjh> BwAAEAAAAVAAAAUkU6IE1pY2hhZWwgVG93bnNlbmQAAAAAAgFxAAEAAAAWA
jjh> AAAAb1SriCtZnVS6L5uEdGQKURFU1QAAAAAHgAeDAEAAAADAAAATVMAAB4A
jjh> HwwBAAAAFgAAAFdpbmRvd3MvampoaXR0L2pqaGl0dAAAAAMABhDP4p/mAwA
jjh> HEPIAAAAeAAgQAQAAAGUAAABITU1HT09EUVVFU1RJT05JTExJTlZJVEVISU
jjh> 1BTE9OR0FORFNFRVdIQVRIRVNBWVNJV0FTSE9QSU5HVE9SRU1BSU5BTlVOS
jjh> 05PV05JTkJJQkxFRk9SQUxJVFRMRVdISUxFQVRMAAAAAAIBCRABAAAA1gEA
jjh> ANIBAACbAgAATFpGdYxHfzX/AAoBDwIVAqQD5AXrAoMAUBMDVAIAY2gKwHN
jjh> ldO4yBgAGwwKDMgPGBxMCg7ozEw19CoAIzwnZOxX/eDI1NQKACoENsQtgbj
jjh> BnMTAzFCALA2xpvDM2DfALVRQiDAFwA2CGdAWQBUBIbW0uG7BIIGdvBHAgc
jjh> QpQcwR0aQIgISBJJ2yTAyALgHZpGzAgaAdw1iAHQAIgZx3QbhwgEfAtHYB3
jjh> EcAFQGgdgHNhlHlzG9BJHrBhcwqFGGhvcAuAHiB0byAPFgAAwAuAHjEgdW5
jjh> rGG5vdwOgIUFCSUKYTEUgAhAFwGEgGcD9AkBsHqIDEB2AHuEjUB/QSnQb0E
jjh> ELYHMsCoV0Mx7SH8FuJwVAINFiZeEb0F06LT4KhwtkEvK9AdAgCo8ndxVgA
jjh> EAgKfCCUwhwZWx5IHkIYMQgYwORZ2l2HYQCIJkdgG9mJTEdgEFwGwG7KzAc
jjh> IEgG8B9gBGBrHYDPBmAFABIABgBpZwCAG7HPKB8pLS51KfAoVB2gBCDjB4E
jjh> fQGdlLCLhGzAccOMx0B/BIHBvHHAssQPweyVABdBpBQAywCvgBUBQkmUzgG
jjh> UtK+Atcx2gmQVARXgRsRkAZSkudQsudRUhADagAAADABAQAAAAAAMAERAAA
jjh> AAAQAAHMGDYuNatUr0BQAAIMGDYuNatUr0BHgA9AAEAAAAFAAAAUkU6IAAA
jjh> AAADAA00/TcAAPre
Okay, so YHVH is saying through JJ's writings:*
jjh> ....I..............................I..............Do.......
jjh> ............NaW............................................
jjh> .....ASA.........MAAAAA..........LA........................
jjh> ...................AN......................................
jjh> .......seX.........haW..........dAB........................
jjh> ..............jAB.......................................seX
jjh> .........yeW.........DABUM.....AMA.........gABMA.....wAAAA.
jjh> ..................................seX......................
jjh> ....AgE.MA.....YAA.............................PUkc...AA...
jjh> ...AL.EA..............................gEEgA.............NaW
jjh> No....IF.............HA.WA...........DAB.AD.........BRA.Egg
jjh> .MAD......HA..SA............wEBCYA.ACE.....................
jjh> .TEx.TA.OT............awMA...gEDkAY.YAM...........MAAAAAAAM
jjh> A.........wAp......ADA........AMAN............ICUtSCuUr....
jjh> ..............Uk..............................AgFx..EA...WA
jjh> ..........................FU.........................MA....
jjh> .......................vamp.............dAAAAAM....P4......
jjh> HEPI.............AGUA.ABIT...T0.....FU...T0..TEx.TlZ...VISU
jjh> .....OR.FOR.....dIQ............0FT.........................
jjh> .........JJ.......SQUx.........SUx.....AAA...I.CRAB.....gEA
jjh> ANI....bAg.AT...dYx..........wIVA..........................
jjh> ld....gAG.............7oz......AIz.........................
jjh> ...TAz.CAL.2x....................Gd...BUB....uG.BIIG...HAg.
jjh> .........I.IS.JJ..............gaAd...AH..I..........fAt....
jjh> ....................................Hi..by.................
jjh> ......wOg....SUKY....AhA..............qID...AH............E
jjh> EL....Co........Fu..VAIN.i..................K9.dAg......VgA
jjh> ............................................TEd..........Ac
jjh> I..G8................................B8.................B4.
jjh> ...........A.cOM..........HAs...we...............BUB......G
jjh> Ut..At......VAR........Skud......hAD..A............AMA.RA..
jjh> .....AH.....NatUr.....IM....NatUr......................I...
jjh> .A.DAA0.........
Let's see if we can clean that up and ascribe some meanings to it, shall
we? (BTW, I'm fully cognizant that I'm not used to interpreting tongues,
which is what this appears to be, so other interpretations are possible...)
YHVH> I...I...Do...NaW...ASA...MAAAAA...LA...AN...seX...haW.....
YHVH> ...dAB...jAB...seX...yeW...DABUM...AMA...gABMA...wAAAA....
YHVH> ...seX...AgE.MA...YAA...PUkc...AA...AL.EA...gEEgA...NaW...
YHVH> ...No...IF...HA.WA...DAB.AD...BRA.Egg.MAD...HA..SA........
YHVH> ...wEBCYA.ACE...TEx.TA.OT...awMA...gEDkAY.YAM.............
YHVH> ...MAAAAAAAM...A...wAp...ADA...AMAN...ICUtSCuUr...Uk......
YHVH> ...AgFx..EA...WA...FU...MA...vamp...dAAAAAM...P4...HEPI...
YHVH> ...AGUA.ABIT...T0...FU...T0..TEx.TlZ...VISU...OR.FOR...dIQ
YHVH> ...0FT...JJ...SQUx...SUx...AAA...I.CRAB...gEA...ANI...bAg.
YHVH> ...AT...dYx...wIVA...ld...gAG...7oz...AIz...TAz.CAL.2x....
YHVH> ...Gd...BUB...uG.BIIG...HAg...I.IS.JJ...gaAd...AH..I...fAt
YHVH> ...Hi..by...wOg...SUKY....AhA...qID...AH...EEL...Co...Fu..
YHVH> ...VAIN.i...K9.dAg...VgA...TEd...Ac...I..G8...B8...B4.....
YHVH> ...A.cOM...HAs...we...BUB...GUt..At...VAR...Skud...hAD....
YHVH> ...A...AMA.RA...AH...NatUr...IM...NatUr...I...A.DAA0......
Wow. Lot's of stuff to think about here. I sense a new Gospel on the
horizon . . . if we can get past the idea that YHVH has tourette's
syndrome . . .
> I...I......................Abb. for "I am that I am?"
> (There is a scriptural basis
> for this . . . YHVH is just
> reminding us who It is.)
> Do...NaW...ASA.............YHVH reminds us that ASA is an
> old photography term, replaced
> by ISO, and not to use it.
> MAAAAA.....................YHVH does (perfectly) his
> James Cagney's impersonation
> from White Heat.
> LA...AN...seX...haW........YHVH reminds us that there is
> no such a thing as real sex in
> Los Angeles . . .
> dAB...jAB...seX............In fact, It says that sex there
> is either too spotty, or too
> rough.
> yeW...DABUM...AMA.........."The AMA be damned, yew has
> many medicinal uses, if
> applied externally in small
> patches."
> gABMA...wAAAA..............YHVH says you never call your
> mother, and that she's sad
> seX...AgE.MA...............YHVH reminds those in
> Massachussetts to be careful
> about the age of consent.
> YAA...PUkc...AA............YHVH reminds us that those in
> Alcoholics Anonymous have
> shouted at their shoes at least
> once.
> AL.EA...gEEgA...NaW........YHVH reminds us that every Al
> Schroeder he ever created is
> decorative only.
> No...IF...HA.WA............"People in Washington state
> should laugh more."
> DAB.AD.....................YHVH doesn't agree with the AD
> distinction in dates.
> BRA.Egg.MAD................"It's crazy to put eggs in your
> underwear . . . "
> HA..SA.....................YHVH is amused by South Africa
> wEBCYA.ACE.................YHVH reminds us that this is
> the age of the Net Goddess Cya,
> and that success lies only in
> understanding her.
> TEx.TA.OT..................YHVH reminds us that Texas is
> not mentioned in the Old
> Testament, so it can't be God's
> country.
> awMA...gEDkAY.YAM..........YHVH is leaving a message for
> someone named Kay . . . It's
> telling her to call her mother
> after she get's her GED.
> MAAAAAAAM...A...wAp........YHVH says one should get hit if
> one doesn't address one's
> elders correctly (ma'am and
> sir, for instance.).
> ADA...AMAN................."The computer language ADA was
> never meant for man."
> ICUtSCuUr...Uk.............YHVH is going to whack some
> people in Britain who act like
> bigotted assholes.
> AgFx..EA...WA.............."Old fixer (containing silver)
> is among the chemicals to
> pollute the water supply in
> Washington . . . "
> FU...MA....................YHVH has harsh words for those
> who live in Massachussetts.
> vamp...dAAAAAM............."Vampires are damned."
> P4...HEPI..................YHVH is hep to page four.(?)
> AGUA.ABIT..................YHVH is asking for a drink of
> Castillian water.
> T0...FU...................."Fuck those who don't matter."
> T0..TEx.TlZ................"Get thee to a Texas timezone."
> VISU...OR.FOR..............Vishnu is now the official
> Deity of Oregonions.
> dIQ...0FT..................YHVH is cognizant of Lady Di
> trivia.
> JJ...SQUx...SUx............Here YHVH says very plainly
> that JJ squalks at those who
> suck. The implication here is
> staggering . . .
> AAA........................YHVH favors those who hold a
> certain automobile insurance.
> I.CRAB...gEA...............YHVH is posting a message for
> someone named Gea, telling her
> that while she DOES have body
> lice, It didn't give them to
> her. Really. You can believe
> that.
> ANI...bAg.................."Do your own thing."
> AT...dYx...wIVA...ld......."AT&T dykes are the wives of
> long distance?"
> gAG...7oz.................."Real men can drink 7 oz of
> beer, but 7 oz of Rod
> Stewart's finest would gag a
> leech."
> AIz...TAz.CAL.2x..........."Taz went to California twice,
> but never got AIDS."
> Gd...BUB...uG.BIIG...HAg..."Some echo user who uses the
> terms Bub and Dude is married
> to a fat hag."
> I.IS.JJ...gaAd............."I am JJ, AND I am God." (?!)
> AH..I...fAt................" . . . but I feel a bit
> bloated."
> Hi..by...wOg..............."Greetings and goodbyes to
> gooks." (Obviously a message
> for Staalin.)
> SUKY....AhA...qID.........."You'll need your ID in the red
> light district."
> AH...EEL...Co...Fu.........YHVH is saying that someone
> here is not above beastiality,
> that literally an eel could
> fuck them . . .
> VAIN.i.....................Having admitted that It's
> jealous, YHVH goes one step
> further and admits to being
> vain.
> K9.dAg....................."Dog is not the reverse of
> God."
> VgA...TEd...Ac.............YHVH prefers VGA monitors, the
> TED text editor (who knows
> why), and air conditioning.
> I..G8...B8...B4............"I am the bait before the
> gate."
> A.cOM......................Adam's Email address . . .
> HAs...we...BUB...GUt......."Staal has a gut, don't let him
> kid you . . ."
> At...VAR..................."AT&T is secretly the vengence
> vehicle of the Goddess Var."
> Skud...hAD...A.............YHVH would like some missles to
> play with . . .
> AMA.RA...AH................"There's no connection between
> Ammon Ra and the American
> Medical Association."
> NatUr...IM...NatUr.........YHVH says that It looks a lot
> like the underground comix
> character Mr. Natural.
> I...A.DAA0................."I'm the tao." YHVH practical
> joke?
Helping \/tian
To Stop /\tortion
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... * Remember, JJ doesn't know how the MIME encoding
... happened . . . saying it was an act of YHVH is just as
... good an explanation as any other, given this
... conference.
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