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Starting April 26'th, 1994, Star Goat Industries brings you Closet Bruce! The "personal" toy you can play with for hours and hours! To order Closet Bruce! for only $19.95, click HERE! and say "YES! I want my Closet Bruce! rushed to me in time for tonight's bedtime fun!"

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Yes, you've heard  .|..............             |   Help bruce to come
a lot about him,   .|..............             |   out of the closet
all of your new    .|..............-.           |   and stand up for his
friends have one,  .|.............. o\          |   Constitutional and
and you have even  .|..............- ]          |   civil rights!
contemplated       .|.............._/           |
owning one for     .|.............. -.          |   Take him out and dress
your very own.     .|..............   \         |   him up to vicariously
                   .|..............    \        |   explore the boundaries
Well now, as part  .|.............. |\  \       |   of your own latent
of this one-time   .|.............. | \  \      |   closet dwelling.
television offer,  .|.............. |  \--\     |
you, too can have  .|.............._|  /||\     |   Not available in any
                   .|.............. |           |   store.  Void where
 CLOSET BRUCE !    .|.............. |           |   prohibited by bigotry
                   .|.............. |           |   and religious hatred.
                   .|.............. |           |
"Comes in his      .|.............. |           |   Dial 1-800-HEY-BOYS
   own closet!"    .|.............. |--         |   for a rushed delivery!
                   .|..............____|        |
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"Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet"

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