Starting April 26'th, 1994, Star Goat Industries brings you
Closet Bruce! The "personal" toy you can play with
for hours and hours! To order Closet Bruce! for only
$19.95, click HERE! and
say "YES! I want my Closet Bruce! rushed to me in
time for tonight's bedtime fun!"
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Yes, you've heard .|.............. | Help bruce to come
a lot about him, .|.............. | out of the closet
all of your new .|..............-. | and stand up for his
friends have one, .|.............. o\ | Constitutional and
and you have even .|..............- ] | civil rights!
contemplated .|.............._/ |
owning one for .|.............. -. | Take him out and dress
your very own. .|.............. \ | him up to vicariously
.|.............. \ | explore the boundaries
Well now, as part .|.............. |\ \ | of your own latent
of this one-time .|.............. | \ \ | closet dwelling.
television offer, .|.............. | \--\ |
you, too can have .|.............._| /||\ | Not available in any
.|.............. | | store. Void where
CLOSET BRUCE ! .|.............. | | prohibited by bigotry
.|.............. | | and religious hatred.
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"Comes in his .|.............. | | Dial 1-800-HEY-BOYS
own closet!" .|.............. |-- | for a rushed delivery!
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