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> Does evolution have a goal?
} game here at Lyons in the Religious Cup finals. The score is still
} tied at Creation 0, Evolution 0.
}
} Creation has the ball; lineman Falwell is dribbling up the field.
} He's rushed by Evolution forward Richard Dawkins! Falwell makes a
} high pass upfield; it's caught on the chest by Creation forward
} Randall Terry! Terry moves around Evolution rear guard Edmund
} Spenser! He takes a shot!
}
} What a great leaping save by Evolution goaltender Charlie Darwin! He
} dove to the far end of the net to catch Terry's shot. The Evolution
} line is heading downfield and Darwin waits for the opening. A big
} throw! Reaches Evolution forward Stephen Jay Gould halfway up the
} field. Gould dribbles; dodges Creation's Falwell and passes to
} Dawkins! Dawkins shoots! The shot gets past Creation goaltender
} Billy Graham! It's good! Evolution has a goal!
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