The notoriously bizarre Institute for Creation Research (sic) cult
routinely publishes equally bizarre religious notions which they wish to
pretend are some how scientific. This text file takes some of the cult's
own bizarre publications and takes a look at them in extract to show just
how nutty (verging on the insane) these "Modern Day Flat Earth
Society" nuts actually are.
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Another fatal problem creationists have to some how explain-away
are tree rings. Under normal climatic condictions a tree ring is
formed once annually allowing the age of a tree to be determined
merely by either by cutting it down and counting the rings, taking
a core sample of the treet and counting the bands, or waiting for
the tree to suffer a natual death so that its rings can be counted.
Additionally some trees have very strict growth rates which can
be -- and often are -- used to assist in the dating of a tree. Then
there's the carbon 14 problem creationist nuts must face which
also throws them a fatal problem.
Here we have a propaganda piece titled, "Tree Rings and Biblical
Chronology." We start out with the nut making an observation
which to any sane individual would be enough to accept on its face,
having been observed by their own senses. Creationists, however,
aren't free to accept what their own senses and what their own
reason tells them about things which the truth contradicts their
bizarre occult notions.
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So much easier just to run right out there and burn those Satanic,
lying trees down, right?
We get some background into the Bristlecone pine, where they can
be located, what previous dating efforts have yielded and what not.
The cult talks about specific trees being dated as far back as
4,600 years ago and then, when research continued after a death
of a researcher, dates going back some 8,600 to 11,300 years ago.
Okay, we've established that some of these trees are older than
the cult thinks the classical Christanic mythologies suggest the
Earth has been in existance. (But then so does coral growth, the
salt content of the oceans, the geological record, parallax of
stars, and, well damn near anything else you can think of.)
So what's the problem? The Earth is _billions_ of years old so
why is the ICR cult upset? Well, according to an ignorant savage
speaking from the 15'th century, the Earth is less than 6,000
years old.
D'Oh! Those damn lying trees!
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Irish Archbishop James Ussher (1581-1656) did serious
work in Genesis chapters 5 and 11...
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"Serious work." <smirk> Yes, that deserves a Nobel
or two, wot? Good frocking grief, what utter stupidity. "Serious
work..." as if one could open up a comic book and perform
"serious work" with it. How so totally amusing. What kind of
a moron... Well, no need to beat that horse, huh?
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Because Ussher was an ignorant savage constrained by the world's
general lack of science and the unfortunate belief that some how
the classical Christanic mythologies are supposed to be believed.
Here we have trees telling these nuts that they're at least
11,000 years old. We have an ignorant savage saqying otherwise
and whos side do creationists join up on? The ignorant savage.
And, given the bizarre notion that the ignorant savage knows more
about how long trees today have lived than the trees themselves
the ICR cult proceeds to once again utter their familiar
unevidenced claims:
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"Possibly?" No. Not at all given the fact that there's no
evidence for any "flood."
Why do some people feel the need to discard five hundred years of
scientific progress the rest of humanity has made so that they can
cling to the ignorant notions of savages five hundred years dead?
Obviously it's because the deity constructs they both believe in
have yet to go the way of all the other gods and goddesses which
came before the Christian pantheon. Eventually something will
come along to replace the Christian gods -- hopefully something
that will allow even the more pathetically superstitious among us
accept what their very own senses are telling them.
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"You can lie about ICR all you want." --
Jason Daniel Henderson
"Thank you for your permission however there's never any need
to.
About two miles high, in the White Mountains of eastern
California, grows a unique tree, Pinus aristata (also
referred to as Pinus longaeva)....
Ussher's Biblical Chronology
...Ussher placed the date of Noah's flood at 2350 B.C. and
creation at 4004 B.C.
The oldest Bristlecone pines now living quite possibly
have been growing since right after the flood.
Creationist propaganda is already self-debunking." --
Fredric L. Rice
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