Learning To Swear

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The
7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the 2 of them learn to
swear. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year-old says
"When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and and
you say 'ass'.". The 4-year-old happily agrees.

As the boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks
in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The
7-year-old replies "Aw hell, mom, I'll just have some Cheerios.".

WHACK!

The 7-year-old runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner
note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son "And what would YOU
like for breakfast?".

"I don't know!", the 4-year-old blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it's not
gonna be Cheerios!".