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Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
Subject: Cocaine/Contra Two-Picture Deal Inked!
From: Lloyd Miller
Date: Sun, 6 Oct 1996 07:31:42 -0400
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Date: Sat, 5 Oct 1996 13:16:33 -0700 (PDT)
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To: pieman@calyx.com
Subject: Cocaine/Contra Two-Picture Deal Inked!
/* Written 1:34 PM Oct 4, 1996 by bcleere@pyrtech.mis.pyramid.com in
igc:alt.conspi.jfk */ /* ---------- "Cocaine/Contra Two-Picture Deal Ink"
---------- */ (redacted from _Daily Variety_)
Insider buzz has Willem DaFoe signed for twelve figures to
play "the Ollie North you never saw on TV" in New Line's
ripped-from-the-headlines "Dark Alliance", due for a Christmas
opening.
Director Brian de Palma promises DaFoe will be "out of control
and over the top" as a liquored-up, chainsaw-toting North.
The opening scenes find the colonel in a Central American
jungle trading 76 mm. recoiless anti-tank Web browsers for
cocaine and hooch. Flashbacks reveal, in exquisite trademark
de Palma slo-mo, North's brutal rape of a Miskito Indian girl
(Sandra Bullock) whose illegitimate child (Keanu Reeves) is
deliberately addicted to cocaine by North to destroy the boy's
memories of the atrocity.
After the girl's village is destroyed during a shootout between
rival Contra gangs fighting over drug profits, North, believing
her dead, returns to his palatial fortified mansion in northern
Virginia. Soon rumors reach him that the girl has, with her
dying breath, whispered the identity of her ravisher to Enrique
(Robert de Niro), a former anti-Castro guerilla and gun-runner--
and the father of their love-child (Reeves). Enraged, Enrique
turns against his one-time CIA sponsors and begins a lone
crusade against the Company and its Contra puppets.
North, interrupting a wild document-shredding and hashish
party with his secretary Fawn Hall (Madonna), feverishly prepares
his defenses against Enqrique. In what promises to be a classic
scene, he extorts $7 million from President Ronald Reagan by
threatening to reveal George Bush's role in the JFK assassination.
A cowering Reagan hands over the cash, which North uses to
increase the power of his taxpayer-supplied electric
security fence to 1,000,000 volts.
Enrique, who has painstakingly nursed the boy Reeves through heroin
withdrawal, now begins the final confrontation at North's mansion.
In the explosive conclusion, as all of Enrique's assaults are
thwarted, he makes the ultimate sacrifice and shorts out the fence
with his own body, allowing his offspring Reeves to penetrate
North's security and exterminate him--in a scene of gross violence
extreme even by de Palma standards.
210 minutes. With Dennis Hopper as William Casey, Lionel Barrymore
as Ronald Reagan, Crackhead Bob (of radio's "Howard Stern Show")
as George Bush, Jabba the Hutt as Ed Meece, Cheech Marin as Adolfo
Calero, Eddie Murphy as Elliot Abrams, and Rush Limbaugh as a talking
bag of shit.
A sequel already in the works has Gilbert Gottfried
tentatively cast as Barry Seale in "Airport VII -- the Mena Connection".
Though the working script paints then-Governor of Arkansas Bill Clinton
as a "whoring, coked-up piece of garbage", Tom Cruise (in what insiders
speculate is a blatant but highly successful ploy "to piss off the f*cking
Republicans") has been cast in the role of Clinton. Meg Ryan co-stars as
Hillary.
-- Bill Cleere
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