Is this church a cult or a joke?  You make the call.

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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs - The living avatar of slack, and saint of saints
on the planet Earth.


"The Devil owes you money, dear friends. But Bob Dobbs is the bank
where you can cash it all in. While Bob can't offer you salvation, he
can offer you an excuse. Praise Bob, so help me somebody-let there be
SLACK." -Rev. Ivan Stang, Sacred Scribe of the Church of the Sub-Genius