06 Jul 2000
barb <bwarr@pacbell.net>
Shy David picket me up at the train station and we groped our way to
Gold Base. OSA, we made those wrong turns to confuse you!
We spotted Keith, flanked fore and aft by 'security'. They were keeping
well away from him, as required by the PD. I hopped out of the car and
approached Keith while David parked. Both of Keith's escorts promptly
left to get orders. So much for 'thinking for yourself.' They were soon
back, trudging along heavily behind us with camcorders. We picked up a
couple of picket signs from Keith and started the day's work.
David decided to play with our handlers, and posed as a reporter
interviewing Keith. When he asked if they wanted to be interviewed as
well, one said, "Hi, Mr. Rice." Busted!!! I cracked up!
On our first pass, Keith pointed out several rather large pine trees in
wooden pots that have been placed over the underground tunnel. There
isn't enough soil there to plant them, due to the tunnel, so they've
wrapped the bases with plastic sheeting. Those trees are heavy! I hope
the tunnel is reinforced to support this weight after watering. Wouldn't
want another incident, although it would not surprise me a bit if there
was a cave-in. Safety does not seem high on Scientology's list of
priorities.
We paused periodically to take GPS readings of the interesting spots
along the road; Davey's house, the church, the front gate, and so forth.
David had brought his handheld GPS device, what a gadget!
At one point, we separated from Keith by about 100 yards. Our handlers
muttered to each other, and also separated; Keith got one, and we got
the other. I think ours was broken. He was a man in his 60s, heavy set,
silver hair, wearing no hat in the hot sun. He carried a water bottle
and would seek out shade when we stopped. His face was very red, and he
did not seem to be doing too well in the heat.
David kept expressing concern for his condition; truly, the man did not
look well. His breathing was labored, and I felt sorry for him being
assigned this duty in his state. Not. Actually, my idea was to stop well
away from any shade when we took a water break and see how long it took
for him to drop. I probably would have helped him if he'd succumbed to
heat stroke. Cold water on the old head-bone and a lie down in the shade
will aid in a startlingly swift recovery if caught in time. Fortunately
that wasn't necessary, our old boy gamely trudged along with us the
whole time, but did not appear to be having much fun. He didn't want our
water, or David's spare hat, and was unobtrusive, as was Keith's more
robust handler.
We picketed til 12:30, then went to Ida's for a delicious lunch! I
really recommend her chicken wings! Since David only eats things that
aren't meat, there were plenty of wings!
Keith made us go out again after lunch. We decided to do just one pass,
as it was at least 90 degrees out and no cloud cover. Our handlers came
out as we were parking, and again stumped along behind us. This time,
our guy was wearing a red cap that said 'Talon.' I understand it's a
scieno related security company. We made our pass and went back to the
car. 'Our' handler approached us to tell us that he was not a
scientologist, just a hired guy from Talon Security. David offered him a
Xenu flier, which he refused. He thanked us for being there because,
"I get $800 a day to do this. Come on out any time, I appreciate the
business."
"You better ask for a raise!" I retorted. "We get paid way more than
that for picketing!"
In summation, the handlers obeyed the police department's orders to not
speak to us and stay 10 feet away. We had numerous honks and waves. One
white car pulled over and wanted to speak to Keith, who directed them to
the pull-out by his car. While we were talking to them, a car gave us a
honk and thumbs up. I pointed out to our handler that it was for us, not
scientology. The folks in the white car took a Xenu flier. All in all, a
pretty uneventful picket, the kind I like!
If you go, take plenty of water, a hat, and sunscreen. It's brutal out
there in the sun!
--
"Every week, every month, every year, every decade and now
every century, Scientology does wierd and stupid things
to damage its own reputation." -Steve Zadarnowski
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