Wasting away in Bodythetanville (for the Buffet fans in CW)
29 Aug 2001
bwarr1@gozigglyhome.com
Bodythetanville
By Teeg
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Nibbling on foolscap, watching the clock tick
All of those folders and nothing to show
Running them rud things, pick up them can things
Smell from my ears, head beginning to boil.
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Wasting away in Bodythetanville
Searching for that last thetan to blow
Some people claim degraded beings to blame
But I know, it's Qual Secs. fault.
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Don't know the reason that I stayed here in session
With nothing to show but this red tag snafu.
I hit a real beauty, a thetan space kootie
And how it got here I haven't a clue.
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Wasting away in OT-Seven-ville
Searching for that one last thetan to blow
Some people claim degraded beings to blame
But I know, it's the Case Sup's fault.
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I blew out my sec. check,
Flunked on a spot-check;
Flunked for M/Us and was sent to M1.
But my brain's in a blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen congnition that keeps me on-lines.
(alt. line - And soon it will render That goldenrod paper that blows me
off lines)
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Wasting away again in Bodythetanville
Searching for that one last thetan to blow
Some people claim degraded beings to blame
But I know, it's my own bogged case.
--
Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC
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