Ex-postal worker admits to splattering feces on former colleagues
12/12/01 7:09 PM
The Associated Press
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- An ex-postal employee could be sent to
prison for splattering a slurry of porcupine feces and worms on his
former co-workers after he was fired.
Speaking in a low voice, James M. Beal, 62, pleaded guilty Tuesday in
U.S. District Court to four counts of assaulting, resisting or impeding
a federal officer or employee.
Each count carries a maximum penalty of three years behind bars and a
$250,000 fine, The Grand Rapids Press reported Wednesday.
Beal told Judge Gordon J. Quist that he was angry about being fired as
relief postmaster on Oct. 17. The next day, he walked through the back
door of the Empire post office in Leelanau County carrying two 5-gallon
buckets filled with the sludge.
It ended up on several workers and pieces of mail.
"I let my anger with this, sort of, overrule my judgments," Beal told
the judge.
Paul Denenfel, Beal's attorney, told Quist that when Beal is sentenced
in March, he should receive six months or less in prison because this is
his first brush with the law.
But Quist had harsh words for Beal, calling his actions "reprehensible"
and "extraordinarily demeaning."
"I don't think this is a small thing," Quist said. "I can't imagine a
person doing that. ... I think it's extremely dangerous. People die from
this kind of stuff."
According to a court affidavit from Postal Inspector Ted Andersen,
Postmaster Virginia Raz called Beal on Oct. 17 and suggested that he
resign because of poor performance.
"If you want to play rough, fire me," Beal replied, according to the
affidavit. "I will roast you in this ... town."
Raz immediately fired him. The next day, Beal said he took the two
buckets of fecal matter and worms, which he had gathered in some woods,
to the post office.
He said he threw the contents of one bucket at several employees, then
left for about 30 seconds before returning with the second bucket to
splatter more muck on mail and another employee.
The episode left Raz, window clerk Lorna Bonjernoor, postal employee
Kerry Johannasen and visiting Postmaster Tanis Lehmann covered "from
their head all the way down to their feet," said Assistant U.S. Attorney
Mark Courtade, who prosecuted the case.
"It's a pretty despicable act," Courtade said. "It was in their pockets,
it was in their shoes."
Courtade said the four victims became fodder for practical jokers and
radio station disc jockeys who called the next day to make light of what
had happened.
Beal's actions also halted local mail delivery the next day while a
hazardous-materials team cleaned and repackaged mail with a note
explaining the damage
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