Archive Message - 1995

Since some of the materials which describe the $cientology cult could be considered to be copywritten materials, I have censored myself and The Skeptic Tank by deleting any and all possible text files which describes the cult's hidden mythologies. I have elected to quote just a bit of the questionable text according to the "Fair Use" legal findings afforded to those who report. - Fredric L. Rice, The Skeptic Tank, 09/Sep/95 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- From!!!usenet Mon Jul 10 17:03:22 1995 Path:!!!usenet From: (Rev. Leo Damascus) Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.scientology Subject: The Church of Pry It Offa Me Date: 9 Jul 1995 07:33:57 GMT Organization: Enslave the Children Fund, Ltd. Lines: 16 Message-ID: <3to0p5$> NNTP-Posting-Host: X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.93.14 Xref: alt.slack:28421 alt.religion.scientology:73921 Okay, kids, heres the scam. You see those 4th-graders over there? We tell them that they've got these things plastered all over them, like invisible ectoplasmic boogers. They got them wiped all over them 75 million years ago. You can't see, because you got boogers all over your eyes. The ears are likewise covered. You are encased in jillions of boogers. Now, we tell'em that we can detect these boogers with some cans and wires and scientific stuff. Then, if they give us their lunch money for the rest of the year, we can pry those ecto-boogers off them and they'll feel better, but it's all GOTTA BE A SECRET, right? If they start to get wise, we can just beat them up at recess. Speaking of recess, we gotta get started, only ten minutes left. Let's go! --------L.R. "Yeti" Hubbard, age 10


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