Archive Message - 1995

Since some of the materials which describe the $cientology cult could be considered to be copywritten materials, I have censored myself and The Skeptic Tank by deleting any and all possible text files which describes the cult's hidden mythologies. I have elected to quote just a bit of the questionable text according to the "Fair Use" legal findings afforded to those who report. - Fredric L. Rice, The Skeptic Tank, 09/Sep/95 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- From!!simtel!!decwrl!!!!stukafox Mon Jul 10 17:03:26 1995 Path:!!simtel!!decwrl!!!!stukafox From: (StukaFox) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: If CO$ was smart, they'd shut the fuck up! Date: 9 Jul 1995 09:06:44 GMT Organization: BEST Internet (415) 964-2378 Lines: 53 Message-ID: <3to674$> NNTP-Posting-Host: X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL1] I spend a good deal of time flaming racists over on the alt.power. mightey-whitey groups and I've noticed the stupid bastards have something in common with the clowns here who represent the Scam of Scientology: they have no clue when to shut the fuck up! I'm serious -- lookit the quote in my .sig for a second. Okay, you're back. Now you may ask yourself "what kinda brain-damanged feeb would be stupid enough to actually say something that self-destructive"? Well, shit, Barney! There's a whole slew of the stupid bastards whose only pastime seems to be shooting themselves in the foot in front of a global audience. The more they rant, the stupider they sound. By the time they finally have gotten pissed off enough to post their Standard Answer to Everything (tm) ("We are the ones who are right and the Jews are controlling the thoughts of those who oppose us"), they've already made themselves out to look like jackasses of monumental proportions! JUST LIKE THE SCAMITOLOGISTS! Helen, Woody, ConArtist, Mline, Vera -- look, listen and learn. Just shut the fuck up! Your attempts at damage control are like trying to fix a leaky boat by firing holes into the floor with a shotgun. "LOOKIT! A hole!! I'll gittit!! [ka-BAM!!] Awshit! There's another hole! I'll gettit! [ka-BAM!!] Awshit! There's another hole . . . (ad nauseum)" Look, I'm no friend to those who try to bilk money outta saps who should have never been allowed to control their own money in the first place, but after awhile, it becomes plain painful to see these poor, dumb bastards flail away like this while everyone rightfully laughs at them. You'd think one of these clueless sots would do the math and figure out "every post I make leads to three more against us!". If you can't shout down the opposition, just shut the fuck up and mebbe the competetion will run outta things to say about you. Then again, with the track record Scamitology has run up for its self, that day is probably not gonna come until the 25th century. Someday, you poor clams are gonna have to face an afterlife with Xenu and Fat Boy Hubbard. Do -YOU- wanna to the one to tell them that you pretty much helped to perpetuate the group the put the brakes on his little scam? I know I wouldn't wanna be! So guys, gals, thetans, Xenu, 'hos, et al, lemme just leave you with this parting bit of advice: Please, for your own sakes, please shut the fuck up. The Mighty Subkiller Elron will thank you for it! Mike "A religion with trademarks?!" Beebe -- A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45 "We are not liars, we are telling the 100% truth (with some xceptions . . .)" -- Sean Jorden on the validity of racist claims made on alt.politics.white-power


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