Archive Message - 1995

From!!!!! Thu Aug 31 10:51:15 1995 Message-ID: <> Path:!!!!! Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: (Andrew McPherson) X-Anonymously-To: alt.religion.scientology Organization: Anonymous forwarding service Reply-To: Date: Wed, 30 Aug 1995 23:53:14 UTC Subject: Hubbard was founder of U.S. Air Force Lines: 100 It has finally been leaked that L. Ron Hubbard founded the United States Air Force! This is something all the history books missed so far and it well behooves me to make this a public fact. I comes after intense study of religious writings and speakings. On September 5, 1950 ElRon, the nuclear physicist who admits in another religious speaking that he was in some part responsible for the advent of the atom bomb, had this to say in his lecture "Political Dianetics". START QUOTE ..... A friend of mine (a public-relations man from the Pacific Northwest) and I .... decided the government was too calm. We decided we would push a button and see what happened. There was an outfit known as the Army Air Corps, and there was a lot of pressure to make it into a separate department of air forces like England had. We decided the air force needed an autonomous status. The representative from Massachusetts had been talking about this as part of his press campaign for some time. END QUOTE START COMMENT We see that already back in 1941 all it took was "a decision" from ElRon so that the world would never be the same again. And so we seem to owe it to him and nobody else, that the U.S Air Force came into being. I hope he had set up license agreements with Northrop and all the others to collect fees for every fighter plane built ever after in the U.S. Let us continue in our journey of exploration: END COMMENT START QUOTE So here we were, a writer and a public-relations man. We walked into the third floor of the government office building, and we had connections but didn't want anything. ....... We pushed the button on Monday and the autonomous status of the United States Air Force happened on Tuesday. We did it as a little experiment. We didn't care whether the United States Air Force was flying helicopters or digging holes. END QUOTE START COMMENT I am amazed that the U.S. government is in one single building. This is quite efficient indeed. I wonder what all the other buildings are for? Also, it has been said that some unfortunate people dug holes with their helicopters. END COMMENT START QUOTE It was just a point that there was sentiment existing on some lines. All we had to do was go down and write a bill requesting what we wanted. We merely said, "Senater Flipsenbalm [an imaginary name of a senator invented by ElRon at lecture time] just sent us down to write up these bills; he's quite interested in it." As a matter of fact the senator had muttered somethig like that the night before; it was rather indistinct because of Scotch, but he had. We went over to the House of Representatives and wrote a bill. Then we sent an alarm report that this bill was going through to tear the air force away from the army and the navy and to set up a new department. END QUOTE START COMMENT Now that sounds easy. Why don't some ars regulars fly to Washington and start writing a new bill: "$cientology misuses the law. Therefor $cientology's big bosses are outlaws. Management of $cientology is herewith given into the hands of the a.r.s. executive committee" Please submit your ayes and nayes! I wonder whether the senator mumbled something indistinct or whether ElRon heard something indistinct. Who drank the Scotch? END COMMENT START QUOTE So of course this just went along by word of mouth. It was wonderful! Senator's office after senator's office was alerted by the army and the navy, because the army and navy have patrons up on the Hill; they are not orphans. Finally we had collected a long series of names of people who were alarmed that this was going to happen. Then we told them something worse was going to happen - the air force would be set up as an independant department of defense. Then all we had to do was to tell the fellow who was a press relations man for the secretary of war, "Look, boy! You'd better get on the ball because this and this and this." "Huh! I'll see the secretary immediately!" Autonomous status for the United States Air Force was created. That is how it happened. END OF QUOTE START COMMENT Now this tells me that no U.S. government can be trusted. Jimmy Carter probably donated a few peanuts to the right people, Ronald Reagan mailed video tapes of his past acting career - is that how these men became presidents? What if after escaping from his electronic cage Xenu goes to Washington? Are there any plans to move tha capital to Vegas? Decisions are made at the black jack table? Milne to run the CIA? Who will do the investigation and find out how the Air Force really came into being? BTW, June 21, 1941, the day the Air Force supplanted the Army Air Forces was a Saturday if I am not mistaken. what did ElRon do on Monday? Did it really take him FIVE full days to create the Air Force? - Well, he probably was still practising his Oat Tea abilities. Andrew McPherson ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to If you reply to this message, your message WILL be *automatically* anonymized and you are allocated an anon id. Read the help file to prevent this. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to


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