Archive Message - 1995

From braintree!!!!!Starbase.NeoSoft.COM!not-for-mail Tue Oct 10 10:02:52 1995 Path: braintree!!!!!Starbase.NeoSoft.COM!not-for-mail From: dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (David C Smith) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Cult of Scientology's Personality Test - Part 2 Date: 6 Oct 1995 22:36:57 -0500 Organization: NeoSoft Internet Services +1 713 968 5800 Lines: 79 Message-ID: <454skp$abb@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> NNTP-Posting-Host: Summary: FREE, NO OBLIGATION! Heh. Keywords: Scientology, cult, Dianetics, scam, personality test -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- More goodies from the Free Personality Test. The three lines represent the boxes "+" (definately yes or mostly yes), "m" (maybe or uncertain), and "-" (definately no or mostly no). There are a total of 200 questions. Note: Any typos are likely my own. *** BEGIN FAIR USE EXTRACT *** _ _ _ 11. Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch? _ _ _ 12. Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?? _ _ _ 13. Are you readily interested in other people's conversation? _ _ _ 14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing? _ _ _ 15. Are you often impulsive in your behaviour. _ _ _ 16. Do you speak slowly? _ _ _ 17. Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health? _ _ _ 18. Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch? _ _ _ 19. Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives or pupils? _ _ _ 20. Do you that you could give a valid "snap judgement"? *** END FAIR USE EXTRACT *** On number 11, Woody would have to answer "+" if he were taking the test and applying it to his Usenet posts. With question 14, I would guess that a "+" would train under DOPEy Gene Ingram and the boys, learning to drown dogs, sever brake lines on cars, and lots of neat toture methods. If one is answering number 16, remember that you must always speak slowly to Woody, and try not to use any big words, ok? It looks like question 18 works in conjunction with question 14 and successful candidates would learn not to flinch when DOPEy Gene thrusts a knife into the wog standing next to you or when Poodleboy Davey Miscavige blows off a few rounds from his .45 while shouting at Kobrin and Milne. I like question number 20 because it has "snap". Nothing like the sound of clam's "snap" (except for the *PLONK* of a clam-bot). "Snap" is such a nice word. Let's see how multiple "Snap"s look: Snap! Snap! Snap! Hmmmmmmm.. this has potential! Poor Little Clams! Snap! Snap! Snap! Poor Little Clams! Snap! Snap! Snap! Poor Little Clams! Snap! Snap! Snap! Thanks, Pope! :-) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQCVAwUBMHX1zV8NLo2vey9NAQHcxwQAlWZz+dJe5IF7R37Y4yPbEadBR7KJvyfW 7eyG8PqikulhroOOAU3yteFbz+oTf90RlM5M6tz7Zk5EDEfil6GTEyH3AygeRidC 3U9pYggsOgkhbkDC3YSRjQW7P1QESmQ0PQnIu+m29H+1Y8pur6SmLD4MiYUiM6Qf J+9UMXaW+9E= =KGUF -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- | David C. Smith - - Finger or email for PGP | | Keeper of the Clammer Kill Count Archives: public key. | | | | "Don't play with the dead, boy. They have eerie powers.." | | SP 4.0, OT 8+, KOX, Clam Enturbulator 1.1beta ^ - Homer Simpson |


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