Archive Message - 1995

From braintree!!!!!!agate!!!!!Starbase.NeoSoft.COM!not-for-mail Tue Oct 31 10:53:37 1995 Path: braintree!!!!!!agate!!!!!Starbase.NeoSoft.COM!not-for-mail From: wbarwell@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (William Barwell) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: Who/what is Xemu? Date: 28 Oct 1995 17:30:39 -0500 Organization: NeoSoft Internet Services +1 713 968 5800 Lines: 59 Message-ID: <46uauf$7o@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> References: <46tr71$> NNTP-Posting-Host: In article <46tr71$>, Patrick O'Leary <> wrote: >Could someone tell me who or what Xemu is? In class we were discussing >Scientology and all our professor knew about Xemu was that he is some >kind of evil spirit. Id this accurate? Thanks. > Sort of. Once we were all free living thetans. Matter, Energy, Space, and Time did not exist. They were invented one day by a bored thetan. How MEST could not exist and then exist in a 'universe' without time is never explained by Scientologists.) A bored thetan named Xenu invented various circuses made up of this novelty MEST stuff for the amusement of his fellow thetans. (actaully it may have been another thetan named Yantra who invented this but I am not sure of the exact mythology. These things are scattered amongst 3000 tapes LRH made over several decades and he tended to ramble on a bit. The exact mythology of the early days of Xenu is pretty obscure, even to most Scientologists. But Xenu has become the main actor in the amazingly complex Scientology Xenu myth cycles.) But these things were traps. Thetans were trapped in the MEST universe and given implants to forget this fact. Why? So Xenu could conquer all thetans? Why? Apparently cause Xenu and his buddies were bored. Being immortal is boring. (How this could be without time to be bored in is never explained.) Much of the happenings in the Universe are more or less misadventures of thetans being implanted and manipulated by various forces locked in this bizarre MEST game Xenu started trillions of years ago. This planet had no real thetans here en masse until 76 million years ago. Xenu transported 200 billion persons here injected with glycol and frozen and place them in volcanoes 76 million years ago. These unfortumnates were the scum of the Marcab Confederation, a space opera type confederation of numerous planets, not a very good civilization according to Hubbard. The bombs were detonated and the thetans then gathered up and implanted with a 36 day long light show and released to infest Earth, (Then known as Teegeeack). According to Hubbard, it was only about 35,000 years ago that these thetans started to take over bodies here on Earth, which up to that time had no thetans, only GEs, genetic entities, a sort of pseudo-soul. Shortly after Xenu's trick though, he was attacked by 'loyal officers'. After 6 years he was defeated and imprisoned in a an undergorund electronic prison in Los Palmas, in the Canary Islands. He is still there after 76 million years, according to Scientology mythology. DON'T LAUGH, DAMN YOU! THIS IS SCIENCE! Any ex-Scientologists want to add anything or correct any obvious errors I might have made? Andy, wanna add a few lies and complaints? Cory Brennan? Pope Charles SubGenius Pope Of Houston Slack!


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