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                       INTRODUCTION

Phonetic embeds are a linguistic phenomenon where words are
embedded inside another word in such away that no one could
deny that they are there. However few would admit that they
could influence behaviour, but sometimes the subliminal
meaning does make sense, and does reinforce and give
strength to the surface meaning.  This book demonstrates by
example numerous phonetic embeds that are culturally common
to educated, English speaking westerners. However I know of
no research done on my phonetic embed theory, so it is
currently mere conjecture.
 
For Cyberpunks phonetic embedding techniques such as word
splitting could be used as a text virus which `drugs'
language to enhance fantasies to give an LSD type feel to
natural language driven sensory database programs, written
for virtual reality role games.  This would make each game a
unique experience but with the added bonus a program could
record and playback that exact same sensory experience. Lets
get down to some examples of phonetic embeds which can
simulate a drug induced psychosis. A computer would need to
use an analogue to digital converter to convert spoken or
sung words into phoneme data which the computer converts to
groups of letters then re-groups those letters into new
words picked from it's dictionary of synonyms to form
phonetic embeds and then generate images and other sensory
output to match the generated phonetic embeds using a very
powerful database. This gives the program a poetic feel that
is a aesthetically, pleasing experience to the user.
Incorporated with rules of lateral thinking like `random
juxtaposition' expounded by author Doctor Edward De Bono,
and you'd have a versatile, virtual reality, creativity
machine. In any case each word you speak to your computer
could easily generate an alternative subliminal reality
experience you may never have been able to experience at the
surface level before. For example you could say the word
`scintillating' into the microphone and the computer might
translate it to `sin-till-late-ting' with visual and
auditory symbols generated to match.  Perhaps in virtual
reality you'd be stealing a cash register, late at night as
it tings. Perhaps this game could be called `Psycho babble-
on'. Some examples of phonetic embeds follow.
 
Take the Ku Klux Klan ( coup clucks clan ) for example.
Coup in this context sounds like it's referring to chickens
however it could mean a clan who enjoy discussing a plan for
a political coup. Also their uniform makes them look like
stalagmite icicle men.  The stalagmite has a phonetic embed
stalag-might an image of a Nazi concentration camp.  Icicle
has a phonetic embed I-sickle which reinforces the image of
a hooded grim reaper figure.  Hitler has a phonetic embed of
hit-lure. His book Mein Kampf has phonetic embed my-en(d)
camp that is concentration camp built into it.  These cults
are very potent and should be avoided, they use very
powerful symbology.
 
Believers in the bible have a phonetic embed buy-bell.
Nearly every church building priest has bought a bell for
their church. However it is traditional so this is open to
skepticism.  Central to the book of Revelation is the
letters sent to the seven churches of Asia. A phonetic embed
of Revelation is revel-asian, so the significance of the
letters is reinforced by this.  Revelation is also revel-
lay-shun The book is a revel if you remain a virgin, and the
pits if your promiscuous.
 
Hatred of the Soviets was followed by the Vietnam war. So-
Viet is the phonetic embed of Soviet. America has a long
history of fighting reds. Red skins, red uniformed British,
and communists. Americans love Hollywood movies especially
comedies. The phonetic embed of American is a-merry-can
perhaps a can of film, and America loves `a merry car' chase
in just about every movie.
 
The power of Eastern religions is attributed to being at
one with the universe. The phonetic embed of one is won and
everybody loves a winner don't they. The orange people's
Bhagwan phonetic embed bag-won implies he has packaged
being at One with god. People say words can hypnotise you.
The phonetic embed of word is whirred and everybody knows a
whirl will get you giddy and give you another state of
consciousness. So will chanting any word often called a
mantra. A mantra has a phonetic embed man-trois
symbolically implying the Father Son and holy ghost so
explains the religious hook in for christian westerners to
these cults.  Incidently hypnotize has a phonetic embed
hip-know-ties or hip-no-ties so is perceived as a
psychosexual relaxant.
 
Negro has a phonetic embed knee-grow. Black has blah-lack
embedded in it so feeds prejudice unless counteracted with
logic. The terms combined Knee-grow and rod-knee king
seem to provide a very potent drop. The knees bashed by rods
would grow from swelling inflicted by the `king's' men. Also
Martin Luther King was a highly regarded freedom fighter who
shares the same surname and to rod the Afro-Americans king
is very damaging. It had such an emotionally degrading
impact on Afro-Americans in the first Rodney King bashing
trial so as to cause massive rioting.
 
Jews have the phonetic embed dues in it, so perhaps people
who don't like to pay their dues often display quite
irrational prejudice againt these people. Rabbi has the
phonetic embed Ra-bye which symbolizes as in the Passover
celebration the freeing of the Jews from Egyptian rule,
signified by the Egyptian sun god Ra.
 
Scientology followers always like to give questionaire's to
sign. Their phonetic embed is sign-to-log-(h)e. They like
you to sign up for courses and like to log your performance
with galvanic skin responce meters to monitor skin
resistance to register anxiety levels, called biofeedback.
Phonetic embed of this is buy-owe-feed-back. They are of
course very good at extracting money out of people.
 
Vernon Howell is reported to have smacked todlers bare
backsides across his knees for up to forty minutes
continuously and the phonetic embed Vern on howl confirms
this strange obsession. He wrote a letter a wedding
invitation of the Lamb invitation to churches. It contained
some extractions from the book of revelation.
 
Branch Davidian Cult leader's LETTER 30 Jan 1987:-
I have seven eyes and seven horns. My name is the whirred of
God, and I ride on a white, horse. I am here on earth to
give you the Seventh Angel's message. I have ascended from
the east with the seal of the liveing god. My name is Cyrus,
and I am here to destroy Babylon. I have come in a way that
is  contrary to preconceived ideas. I will reprove you for
your world loving.
 
I will scould your daughters for their nakedness and pride
that they parade in my Father's house, and by my angels I
will strip them naked before all eyes because of their
foolish pride. The young men will abuse my kindness. They
will take my life but I will arise and take theirs forever
more. Your minister's will lament your foolishness. Your
lost flock will tear you to pieces. PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD.
                                        David Koeresh
                                        (Vernon Howell)
 
Phonetic embeds decoding of the above letter:-
I have seven I's ( multiple personalities ), and seven horns
( is a sex maniac ). My name is the whirred of God, and I
ride on a white ( girl ), hoarse ( sore from preaching
endlessly ). I am here on earth to give you the Seventh
Angel's mess-age. I have a send ed' from the east with the
seal of the live in god.  My name is Sire-us ( fathers many
children to many wives, and sear us, burns his flock ), and
I am here to destroy, babble-on.  I have come in a way that
is contrary to pre-con-seaved ideas.  I will reprove you for
your whirled love-in. ( planned orgy )
 
I will scald ( burn ) your daughters for their naked Ness
and  pride that they Pa-raid in my Father's house, and by my
angels I will strip them naked before all eyes because of
their foolish pride. The young men will abuse my kind Ness.
They will take my life, but I will arise and take theirs
forever moar. ( dead and buried ) Your Ministers will Lamb-
meant your foolish Ness. Your lost flock will tear ( cry )
you to peace-heirs.  PREPARE TO MEET THIGH GOD. "
 
The book that follows Babble-on the haw of haws, is
fictitious but explains how easy the book of Revelation is
open to interpretation as it gives by way of comic example
many concepts that can be read into a poetic discourse.
Chapter 4 shows many phonetic embedded ideas. Chapter 10
shows a phonetic embed decoding of the number of the beast
666. A religion is more dynamic than people realise, and new
technology and concepts will cause a re-interpretation of
the  book of revelations in ways that are only limited by
human creativity. Phonetic embeds show how suggestible
people are, and it's through hooking people in with ideas
that `sound right' that brainwashing cultists begin to
exploit people.  The most dangerous cults use their
propaganda to destroy people's faith in their family,
friends and community so the person becomes totally
dependant on the cult for survival.  Once this has happened
lots of support and isolation from the cult while
deprogramming is probably the best solution.  I hope these
ideas help in cult analysis.  Remember all false prophets
mesmerise and dupe their marks that is brainwash them, but
the world still hasn't come to an end, and the book of
revelations is a very rich poetic recipe book for disaster,
open to many interpretations that still hasn't come off,
maybe it never will.  A recipe that is followed to the
letter is merely someone blindly following instructions of a
psychological, self induced, self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
For example the Prints of Piece conspiracy:-
The Rothchild's Jew P.I.N. numbers are on the bank cards
 
(1) Bank card        |||
                     |||___
                     |||_-_\\
                     |||    \\\  = 666
                      \\\___///
                        \---/
                          -
 
(2) American Express. The Verge in Mayor-He's `A-Mary-can X-
    press' branding iron.
 
(3) VISA card. The Visa travel card of V-Csar mark of the
    666
    beast.
 
(4) Diners card. The Die-nah card P.I.N. number needed to
    stay alive.
 
(5) Maestro Cirrus card. Cyrus, sear us destroyer of
    Babylon.
 
(6) The Master card of Geesus overlooking RIO, the Mars stir
    God of the war of wars.
 
The Wrath-child's Prints of Piece conspiracy of Treat-T's
with it's T looking like a crucifying drawing PIN for
drawing from your bank account, tells you the Mark is for
the Yen of fornicating Rue-belles and doll-ahhs to be
received by a Pound in your right hand or it's image of the
(dares-'em-hell) Decimal headed beast in your full frontal
lobe.  Who ever receives it's image in right hand or
forehead shall not Pa take in everlasting life sayeth the
Lawed. We are all mortals, even Jesus who is watching you,
He's not a voyeur but He's a watcher true.
 
I am the subliminal false prophet `I sigh ah' Jew-P.I.N. the
masses with messmerising whirreds that come out of the mouth
of the beast.  Remember Rothschild's money is lent. Sigh-
lents of the Lamb's is full of buff-a-low bills. It's Hot
Heir, certainly not Luke warm.  That dis-hype-hell is stone
cold, dead and buried.
 
And Madonna rules OK. The gos spells trance formed a Mary
car pent her into mad on aghhh who is like a verge in with
Joe's `F'. And baby Gee-sus was the Him act you late
conception, how ex-straw din Heir He was He to be scar
spanned and dangled in your star spangled banner. A Mary car
found He rot ick car knew your awk is bab belle on the
shadow mask great haw of haws, mother of hah-lots, she hip
know ties you with her smile. Now She wants to put you in a
trance He rot ick aghhhhh ee rot ick car. No sects drive
cars straight without bawls, and a bomb in nay shuns. A you
nick drag queen full of awe gas 'ems leaving rubber on drag
race strips for to back co. come pan knees of smo king of
king sized fags. Sometimes a see gah is just a Sega to a Sig
gah mund Freud sigh co. anal lit tickle anal ass cyst-err,
a boy-Elle, a car-bunk-Elle, a pimp-Elle, a Prost tar tute.
 
I'm the subliminal False Prophet `I sigh ah' messmerising
the masses. Look out for my lightning flash from the Lamb of
Light.  Gee-sus Baa arc is worse than His byte. It's a bow
wow! Rough, rough, if I give you a slug from my pit bull
God, remember my sign says `Beware of the God'. How much is
that God ee in the wind owe oh I do hope that God ee's for
sail.  I bring His whirred fire down from the sky as oft as
I like.  My pow whirr comes from the Lamb, born by His
billions of crosses carrying power from the whirrled's
bottomless pits.  Remember ELECT_TRICK Light was invented by
doubting Thomas `HEAD_IS_SON.' And there shall be great
KNEE_ON signs from the false prophet using phone Net ick
embeds to messmerise the masses.
 
Your brain waves sin chron eyes sing with the flash of knee
on Lights, hit the night and echoed in the wells of sigh-
Lents of the Lamb's sigh Co. paths pea tea why limited.  And
the people bowed and preyed to the knee on god they made.
And listened to the sounds of sigh-Lents.  A lit-tell sign
from the dis-hype-hell poor-all Simon, and art gah funk hell
leaving their mark on ten aghhh meant war alls.  Their mark
on the ten headed sit-He beast is of course for knee case
shun.
 
Further applications include sort of telling the near
future:-
 
PHONIC SIGN WAVES, AND MATHEMATICAL FOURIER ( for he err )
ANALYSIS PREDICTS NEAR FUTURE:-
 
God rules with every word having the phonic harmony of a
mathematical for-He-err trance form. Made up of fun Da
mental and harmonic sign waves just ask a mathematician what
a Fourier transform is. It is simply that any repetitive
wave is made up of a fundamental sine wave with harmonic
sine waves added at different energy strengths for example
voltage which is a measure of energy per charge in
electronics. An example of a intelligent phonic fourier
transform follows:-
 
On Channel 9's Sunday show on Sunday the 25th of September
1994 in Sydney Australia, was a segment about a US Senator
plus media film can bearer, rug be raiders team scoring a
win against child slavery run by `can't err bury' bull dog
bosses in India. The bosses run woven rug be made factories
with the aid of bribed police who have a can't err bury head
in the sand attitude to the problem, but this time they
lost.
 
An intelligent phonic harmonic sign wave followed later that
Sunday with the Canberra rugby raiders team scoring a win
against the Canterbury rugby team of bulldogs in Australia's
1994 rugby league grand final.
 
Another intelligent phonic fourier transform followed of
course in synchronicity with the Canberra Government Uranium
rayed err policy poll at their conference in Tasmania, where
the new policy was aimed at the Uranium mine Canberra
raiders beating the can't err bury bull dog slave driving
uranium mine bosses by applying penalties to the selfish
bosses of CRA (see R-ay). But the Canberra Goverment rug be
uranium raiders swept the new policy under the carpet with a
vote for no mining policy change so they could have a rug be
can't err bury loss.
 
Another phonic harmonic sign wave that week was that a spray
can bearer rug be rayed err caused 14 canter bury rug be
race horse deaths when 14 horses mysteriously died as well
as their stable trainer named Vic Rail died too, of the same
virus. He was a rug be can't err bury loss having a sheet
placed over his corpse as a consequence of the disease was
caught from horse saliva sprayed onto the feed can and he
was the can bearer rayed err who killed the can't err bury
bull dog rabies ray be's like suffering horses.
 
The same week on Australian TV Channel 10 News was a report
about a paint spray can bearer raid err, graffiti artist who
climbed a railway station pylon and fell on top of live high
tension voltage wires, catching his clothes on fire. A near
by resident hearing his screams, acted as a rug be raider
carrying a wet rug and rolling the graffiti artist in it so
as to to extinguish the flames from the can't err bury bull
dog badly burned youth.  The youth no longer believes he's
an invincible after his rug be can't err bury fall.
 
All this occured in the local node of Australia's eastern
states in the same week, and all were can bearer rug be
raiders, who beat can't err bury rug be bull dogs sign wave
all news items reported on local Australian television.
 
Jesus and layed He Buddha may well all be in sin chron is
sit He, as sure as synchronicity of sign waves is a sign of
the Times of babble on. Such is the power of the media.
 
Energy per charge in phonic transforms could be equivalent
to values ( Moral impact ) per Law of Judgement ( legal
charge ) that sums up the For-He-err series.
 
I am Monk He who is the miss sin link,
                                      Monkey
 
Cheat aghhh who returned like a thief in the night.
 
Windows opening screen logo has 7 rows of 6 squares but
if you look at the colour logo Their are 3 dominating black
rows of 6 squares connected to the black outline of a 4
panel window pane so 6 6 6 appears clearly to dominate the
logo. The black and white printed logo on the manuals
doesn't highlight these but the Windows 3.1 opening display
screen does.
 
             6 ......____
             6 .....|_|_|
             6 .....|_|_|
 
Just look at the intro screen after typing win 
The black dominates while the other rows of 6 are in
much feinter colours.
 
Incidently 6*7=42 has the biblical meaning imperfection
(6) by perfection (7 God) which is unlucky just like 13
= 6 plus 7 (imperfection + perfection) is considered
unlucky.
 
However 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of the
meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything...
 
But ask any bible head what harm was done by Adam and Eve
eating forbidden fruit from the knowledge tree, ignorance
was truly bliss until then. As punishment God supposedly
chucked them out of the the garden of Eden, and made them
mere mortals. Now with the knowledge of 42 little squares
found in the 666 win.com logo you have absorbed the answer
to the ultimate question of the meaning of life the universe
and everything into your subconscious to add to your crimes
which undoubtedly has earned you the ultimate punishment of
eternal damnation. Unless the bible's fibbed a bit of
course.
 
"WIN-DOZE" BRINGS YOU THE BIG SLEEP, YOUR SECOND DEATH &
ETERNAL DAMNATION
 
The world will be run by Win doh's comm patable mice
received in your right hands as predicted by Dug lass Add
damns, in the Meaning of Life the Universe and Everything.
Beware of Power Macs bearing Windows or RISC losing your
soul.
 
Significantly the Roman numerals below sum to:
 
I = 1
V = 5
X = 10
L = 50
C = 100
D = 500
1+5+10+50+100+500 = 666
If you add in M
 
M = 1000.... You get 1666 which was significant in that it
was the year of the great fire of London to stop rodents
over running their city caused by Trash being thrown out of
windows just like in a GUI ( Graphics User Interface ).
 
Trash was thrown out of Windows3.1 so Microsoft could avoid
been dumped on from a great height by the GUI roar sue err
rage from a rotten sour Apple. That is very much like the
gooey raw sewerage from rotten sour apples tossed out of
windows back in 1666 which burned just like Nero's Rome. And
the reason their mouse wasn't called a rat was simply that
it would have given their product a bad image. Anyway mice
must truly rule the world, otherwise their would have been
Biker Rats from Mars, not the Biker Mice. Now their some
real pet-roll heads for yuh. Fit for Witches soup err Inn
form may shun high way form you la Won Prost tar tute of
Prost tar tutes Win-doze cups of fawny case shun.
 
Of number system A=1,B=2,...Z=26
C= 3
O=15
M=13
P=16U=21
T=20
E= 5
R=18
----
=111
----
6 computers connected can make a 666 Hexagon network cell of
the 666 beast.
 
HOW TO BUILD A "BILL GATES 3" WINDOWS 666 CELLUAR BEAST AND
BE DAMNED FOREVER.
 
        -
      /   \   Single 666 networked cell unit of Windows for
      \   /   Workgroups.
        -          _
                 /   \
               -       -         666 Beast made from linked
           _ /   \ _ /   \ _     single cell units of
         /   \   /   \   /   \   Windows for Workgroups
         \ _ /   \ _ /   \ _ /   expanding ad infinitum.
             \   /   \   /
               -       -
 
Check out William Gates iii in ASCII Hexadecimal codes
note the space backspace fudge won't alter the name of the
beast.
   decimal hex
   ------ -----
W    87    57
i   105    69
l   108    6c
l   108    6c
i   105    69
a    97    61
m   109    6d
     32    20 space
G    71    47
a    97    61
t   116    74
e   101    65
s   115    73
     32    20 space
i   105    69
i   105    69
i   105    69
     32    20 space
     08    08 backspace
   -----  -----
   1638   666 hex the number of the beast.
   -----  -----
 
That's what you call puting a hex on someone's name.
 
 
Note the following number games with 6:-
       Of 1638    and 666 sum the digits and you get
       1+6+3+8=18 and 6+6+6=18
   but 1+8 = 9
       9+9 = 18, 1+8=9
       6+9 = 15, 1+5=6
       6*9 = 54  5+4=9
       9*9 = 81  8+1=9
       6*7 = 42  4+2=6
       9 is simply an inverted 6 that's why nine is nein.
       So 6 is the number of the deceiver. The devil's
       number.
 
    Conversion of Decimal to Hexadecimal:-
 
                         1638       = 666
                             base10      base16
 
     3       2       1       0        2        1       0
1*10^ + 6*10^ + 3*10^ + 8*10^  = 6*16^  + 6*16^ + 6*16^
                         1638  = 6*256 + 6*16 + 6
                               = 1536  + 96 + 6
                               = 1638
 
The William Gates iii Chick-cargo Windows predicted WIN.COM
logo Minimum Processor requirements: One Intel Re-Pentium
CPU.
                                                   .......
                    _                             :       :
    |\              Y         /^\     /^\         : DRINK :
    / /          {}/^       /  @ )^ -| @ )^ - _ .:: FROM  :
  / /            (>        (  \/-^-^^|  /--^-^-~  :  MY   :
 \o \            (l\        \ o \   /  /@ )^ - _  :  CUP  :
  | o|        _ -^\\^-_       \  / o /|  /--^-^-~ :  OF   :
 /  /      /     O//  o ^ -  /  ( O |/  / /\      : FAWNY :
| o \__ _/   O   o^ O   o   ( o  \ o \ /_/@ |     : CASE  :
 \   o  o             o          /    |__ _ \\    : SHONE :
   \   o    O   \   O     ( o  -   o /  .  ^ \S    .......
      - - \   o  ) 666    \ (    ) /(_ / /^
           |    / - _  -  -   \   \ -_ -- -
           |  /    \  /         \  |   \ \.
          /  |      | \         |  \
        /_    \    / |  \      / _   \
           | \  -                  | \
 
After receiving the number of the beast 666 from the
Window's logo image of win.com, to further add insult to
injury the William Gates iii Games Group spells out your
fate graphically with a subliminal hidden phonic message
embedded in the names of games such as `Solitaire' which
programs the darkest depths of your subconscious to reveal
unto you that you've gambled with `Soul-it-tear', the total
destruction of your very soul, but unfortunately you've
already lost to his evil game. For Bill has had a big Win,
he has scored your soul, and just like Freddy Krueger he is
a big collector, From now on he is entitled to say `Your
mine' as he subliminally sweeps your ashen sin der's off to
the deep pits of Microsoft's enslavement camp, forcing you
to receive his church of fawny case shone's drag-on like
image in the form of mouse rulers on your right hand.  So
symbolickly you've accepted your fate described by the game
of `Mine-sweep-err' where your subconscious constantly hears
the devil Bill's cry `Mine' as he sweeps your soul off to a
micro soft fatal stack heap error where many a poor soul has
sadly stumbled.  But then if you like to pitter patter
through mine fields and go out with a bang you might as well
enjoy yourself, have a nice day.
 
William Gates iii has plotted to capture Christ when he
returns to earth as a Lion just like old Arfur, by filling
his church of fawny case with great temptations for big Cats
such as a micro soft drag on paw sized little mouse.
Complete with ball and string, what a perfect Xmas gift for
a sacrificial Lamb whose reborn a big cat King. So He can
forever consume mega gulps from comm pewter sear He hell
ports all the sins of mankind through multistrand strings
attached to rubber balls with mice.  So that Christ might
too be tempted to receive the Windows 666 win.com logo drag
on image beast in his right paw, to add to the Bill Gates
III final score.  That's cool for cats.  For although the
world is ruled by mice Christ payed the higher price for He
also bore all the sins of mice.  But mice make a very good
meal for a cat so that is why `for-tea too', ( 42 ) is the
meaning of Life the Universe and Everything to each and
every mouse.  But microsoft mice won't taste very nice to
even a hungry Christ so He'll spew the little blighters from
the church of fawny case shone right out of His holy fur
ball mouth.
 
Heil King of the Scientists
           .....
           :4 2:      Try your Comm pewter Comm union port
         \\:/^\://    and I might forgive you for this
         ~~/@ @\~~    earthlings.
......\.|...\   /...| /.....
:....-:\\_/     \_//:-....:
        \/       \/
        (   666   )    "Jesus" might come back as Puss in
         \       /  boots and trick the beast to turn itself
          /\    /\  into a mouse, then gobble it up for
         ((/\||/\)) brekky.
          _\\||//_  Life the Uni verse and Everything.
           /||||\   From the Viva sect shun Depart meant.
           : ||: (\
           :  \\__))
           :   :~~~  *OR HE'LL TURN YOUR WORLD INTO CHEESE
           :...:      WITH A BLOOD RED CRUST AND GOBBLE,
                      GOBBLE, GOBBLE, MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH*
 
It'll take a thousand years to eat a save-awe-He cheese
shape that big.  So put the take away-fur Mouse in your hand
and try your comm pewter's sake read ( red ) Mouse port.
Then promise to keep the sake read ( red ) Mouse comm manned
meants in the name of the Lawed. Abide by cop He write lie
senses.
 
Brought to you by the Church of Fawny Case Shone.
 
The Bab Bill on malty task king beast is on a path of
destruction:-
 
C:\windows\temp\.....destruct.destruct.destruct
 
                    Bab Bill on the Great Whore of Haws
                        Chick car go Win doze 95
                                                  .......
                    _                             :       :
    |\              Y         /^\     /^\         : DRINK :
    / /          {}/^       /  @ )^ -| @ )^ - _ .:: FROM  :
  / /            (>        (  \/-^-^^|  /--^-^-~  :  MY   :
 \o \            (l\        \ o \   /  /@ )^ - _  :  CUP  :
  | o|        _ -^\\^-_       \  / o /|  /--^-^-~ :  OF   :
 /  /      /     O//  o ^ -  /  2( O |/  / /\     : FAWNY :
| o \__ _/   O   o^ O   o   ( o  \ o \ /_/@ |     : CASE  :
 \   o  o             o          /    |__ _ \\    : SHONE :
   \   o    O   \   O     ( o  -   o /  .  ^ \S    .......
      - - \   o  ) 666    \ (    ) /(_ / /^
           |    / - _  -  -   \   \ -_ -- -
           |  /    \  /         \  |   \ \.
          /  |      | \         |  \
        /_    \    / |  \      / _   \
           | \  -                  | \
 
>From Sin-der-Elle-ahhh to Queen of Bab Bill on the Great
Whore.
 
The antichrist plays football only hitch he get's to make
the rules.  The fullback kicks the ball and the antichrist
takes a flying leap and yell's "Aussie rules" yes it's a
mark. He makes a stab pass to the right wing who receives
the mark of the beast in his right hand. The wing returns
the ball with a stab pass back to the beast. Oh yes it's a
brilliant mark. The antichrist yell's "soccer" and makes a
stab pass to the goalie who receives the mark of the beast
on his forehead which bounces off right back into the arms
of the beast who yell's rugby, and the entire team jump him
dragging him to the ground. Looks like our star was overcome
by "deem ons".
 
The new Re-lid-Jung is the Re-lid-jars packaging of the
church of fawny case shone's re-lid-Jah's arc He types of
the false prophesy fire one, fire to, fire three it's free
via satellite to share with thee: the Bill Gates fan tar
seas sue purr in for May shun hire way.  Everybody's under
con tracked to be a disposable work unit not a human
being. Maslows need for security is now banned, your fired.
The new re-lid-jars ethic is their are no ethics. Your a pro
duck shun client of Babylon the Whore for evermore. Every
government agency is seduced into copying the profit hungry
Microsoft style of their organ eye say shun's broth hell run
Trance Glow-ball Whoreganizations fit for the Holy
fire of a King of Kings to ignite before the information
poor to regain their re-lid-Jah's rights to carry forward
the arc of God into bat hell.
 
The bill gates win doh's Ought owe mat tick
tell lure smile for Big Brother photo digitizer :-)
                __________
Your            |           \
bank >----------|             \
account         |               \
                |       &        )-------> Your pocket
Your            |               / |
PIN 666 >-------|             /   |
number          |__________ /     |
                                  |_ Withdrawal*(Bank+Govmt.
                                     charges ratio) into Big
                                     Brother's pocket
 
Welcome to your die purr PIN of Bab bill on you dummy
suckers.  Mother of hah lots Babble on the Haw will suck
hell you forever more.
 
 
In the whireds of the subliminal false prophet who makes
playing those old bye bell belt records backwards obsolete.
Bill Gates iii is both an extra rest tree all, (think of all
the trees he's saved with those nifty haws and buggy
applications from microsoft) and he's a peer amid no more
talented than you or I a colleague, just commisioned by God
to be the MShire ( MeSsiah ). He will put the mark with the
name of God on each and everyone of us the Word 6.66 MS-hire
you need a MShire mouse compatible right hand and a forehead
frontal lobe full of MS application know how which is the
MS-hires mark. Bill Gates power comes from the bottomless
pit of coal, water and oil wells. Worship the MShire or face
the hell Gates of fire
 
Bill Gates wearing his thorny crown of broken Window's
 
                                o . . o. . o
                               o . . o . . o
                              o . . o . . o
                              o . . o . . o
                              O . . O . . O
                               O O O O O O O
                               O     O     O
                                OoooooOoooooO
                                O     O     O
                               OOOOOOOOOOOOO
                                   c--OnO
                                    \ )-)
                                      -      _
                                   m_||_s    \\
                                  //\  /\\    ||
 
 
Check out William Gates iii in ASCII Hexadecimal codes
note the space backspace fudge won't alter the name of the
slack BOB bit in bib lick all cars straight ting hue grant
beast.  BILL GATES WILL BE SENT INTO SPACE AND HIS
REPLICANT WILL RETURN BACK FROM SPACE AS THE 666 BEAST
BEHOLD MY CALCULATION OF THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST FOLLOWS.
SEE IT IN THE X-FIRE'ELLE's 2000.
 
   decimal hex
   ------ -----
W    87    57
i   105    69
l   108    6c
l   108    6c
i   105    69
a    97    61
m   109    6d
     32    20 space
G    71    47
a    97    61
t   116    74
e   101    65
s   115    73
     32    20 space
i   105    69
i   105    69
i   105    69
     32    20 space
     08    08 backspace
   -----  -----
   1638   666 hex the number of the beast. Heck's a dare's
   -----  -----  'em Elle.
 
That's what you call puting a hex on someone's name.
Bill Gates wearing his thorny crown of broken Window's
 
                                o . . o. . o
                               o . . o . . o
                              o . . o . . o
                              o . . o . . o
                              O . . O . . O
                               O O O O O O O
                               O     O     O
                                OoooooOoooooO
                                O     O     O
                               OOOOOOOOOOOOO
                                   c--OnO
                                    \ )-)   '95 August bull.
                                      -      _
                                   m_||_s    \\
                                  //\  /\\    ||
CHICK CAR GO WIN DOZE 95 MICRO SOFT DRAG ON MAO-sssss WITH
INN BUILT IN FAR RE(A)D BAA CODE READER WILL READ YOUR BILL
GATES RARE JEST STRAY SHUN KNUMB BURR BURNT ON YOUR WRITE
HAND PURR MITTING YOU TO BUY SELL OR TRAVEL IN THE KNEW
WHIRLED AWED ER.
 
                           _                  ^
                         /   \               / \
                        /      \            /   \
                       /        )           \   /
                      /         |            | |
                     /           )           | |
                    /            |           ( (
                   /      /\      )           | |
                  /     /   |     |          /  /
                 /     |     )    |         |  |
                /      |     |     \_______/   /
     |\        /       (     |               /
     ) |      /         |     \        ___/
  __/  |     /          (      - _ - ~
/____   \   |    /       |
   / _    \|   /          \
  |/|  _   \/              \
    | /  \                  \
   / /    \                   \
   |/      \       /           \    _
           |\     /           __|\/(  \_/({{{}\
     |\    |  ~~~            /~\\  |  //~\/~`'`
     ) |   |                    |\\| //    \\,_/|
   _/   \/(                     | \_/~      ~'~\|
  /__/    |                    |
    //  /-|                   /
    |///  |    /             /        _____    ____
     |/   (   |             /       /       ~~~     \
           |  /           /       /      _____ _  O /
           | /           /      /      /        \&|
           |/          /      /      /          (&)
     |\   /            \    /      /             !
     ) | |     /         \/      /
  __/  |/   _/                  /__________   ____
/____     _/|           \     /            ~~~     \
   / _   /   \_            \/       ________ _   O /
  |/|  _)  |\  \_           \-- ~~~           \ &|
    ) /    ) | _/\_          | \_              (&)
   / /  __/  |/   _/\_       \    \_            !
   |/ /____     _/ \   \      |      \_
         / _   /    (   /\     \____    \__   ___
        |/|  _)     |   ) )\    |    \_    ~~~    \
          ) /       |  / / /|    \      \___ _   O/
         / /        /  | | | \    |           \ &|
        |/         (+++( \ /  |    \           (&|
                   |   |   \ _ \    |           !
                   |   |__   \ \ \   \__   ___
                    \     \O /O/  \     ~~~    \
                     \  O /&|&|     \ ___ _   O_/
                      |&| (&)&)            \ &|
                      (&)  ! !              |&)
                       !                     !
 
THE FALSE PROFIT EASE-EEKY-ELLE FOUNDER OF THE
CHURCH OF FAWNY CASE SHONE. WIN DOH CLEANER
FOR BILL GATES KEEPING THEM crt'S SPIT POLISHED
DON'T FORGET TO LOGOUT OR MY KEY BORED SLIPS
WILL APPEAR AS BABBLE ON THE SHADOW MASK GRATE GRAPH
FEAT HE PROF FAR SEIZE ON EWE'S NET. IN THE NAVY
WINDOW'S 95 HAS INSECURE IT TEASE BILL GATES SNATCHES
DATA AS HE PLEASE.  YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS ON tv.
 
Repair-NT  REPAIR-NT re-PENTIUM.
 
I promised a hot Awe gust wind owes 95 release
behold in the Hot August night release of Windows 95
came the record winds of this century came in my
home state of Victoria Australia.
 
I am Windows 95 the drag on beast. I am the church of
fornication I am run by silicon idols of rolling stones that
start me up but still I can not think.  I am the church of
fawny case shone. I am run by silly con idles of role in
stones that start me up but still I can not think. Just like
lodge ick Gates, Billy idle: he is as much like a bill he eye
Dell as much as he is like a Billy Idol. I am a rep tire'll
machine the rep till eon never stop never stop never stop of
my crow soft.  Machines don't bleed so do you want to play a
game. Try Jarque's Holocausteau sure-Ra-arc of a bomb in nay
shuns licking my boots like he was having a big Mac for
breakfast when everyone else is having RISC free # and
browns.  Let them rad ick alls eat fish cakes from at-ole Mu
rue rower.  Repair-NT repair-NT and receive the grate
blasphemies out of my fallen angel Mike crow soft mouth.
 
You have just been hip know tire'said by the three frog like
false prophets messmer wry sin the masses. Ease-seeky-elle,
Ee-lie-Jah, and I-say-ahhhhhhh. Mercy, Mir-see, myrrh-see.
 
Repair-NT Repair-NT Re Pentium. It's a Hi RISC mear
ick elle of the false profit ease-eeky-elle.
 
William Gates iii is the antichrist and has returned like a
thief in the night for he steals from the rich today and
promises to give it all back to charity tomorrow.
 
A Smart card crucifying PIN number and a Windows 95
computer in every home will result in the elimination of
money and paper print media which will be replaced by
multimedia publishing and banking via MSN.  By the end of
the century smart cards embedded with the number of the
beast will be surgically implanted in the hand or forehead
of every man woman and child and you won't be able to buy
sell or travel without one. Individuals will be the target
of armed robberies and business robberies will be unheard
of to making the rich even richer. OJ can afford the top
lawyers you won't even be able to afford a loaf of bread if
you buck the system. The elimination of recyclable paper
products and move to a total electronic society means a
total loss of freedom through persistent tyrranical
tracking and persecution by governments.  Microsoft is
buying into television now. TV will no longer be trusted to
guarantee your freedom and will ignore your pleas for help.
The owner of MSN will have total access to all files and
data which can be viewed illegally but undetected at the
right price.
 
Ozone depletion will be accelerated by increased power
consumption of the cashless society. Increased paranoia
over these abuses of freedom will cause Armageddon the end
of the world will be nigh.
 
The Windows 95 Logo is a symbol of the cross of Jesus being
carried to earth falling through the sky, symbolizing the
second coming of Christ. Many will follow this false
messiah, the antichrist until the arrival of the true
Christ.
 
                                6     6     6
 
                          1_    o . . o. . o        W
                         2_    o . . o . . o        I
                        3_    o . . o . . o         N
                        4_    o . . o . . o         D
                        5_    O . . O . . O         O  LOGO
                         6_    O = = O = = O        W
                               \\    \\    \\       S
                               ||====||=====||
                               //____//____//       9
                              -------------         5
 
My pow whir comes from the 7 headed morphing dragon
of the power reign jures- red ranger, blue ranger,
black ranger, pink ranger, yellow ranger, the sixth head is
green ranger who is the head that was mortally wounded but
healed, and the seventh head is the white ranger. This is
another grate sign from the false prophet whose power comes
from Jesus Christ.  The end of the world is nigh.  Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers rule your world for a time.  The book
of rev Elle lay shun is as true as Babble on the Haw of
Haws is the hit of the century.
 
I am God I baptise you by water therefore you wore-awe-K on
water I baptise you by fire which I bring down from the sky
as oft as I like, like a fiery halo. Your priests wear
frocks so dress in drag hence I speak to you with the
authority of the many headed drag on of your church.  I am K
for King, hence I am your K of Kings.  My name is in all
things for I am God and God is One hence God is Won.  I
program your world with every word that proceedeth out of my
mouth, and every word that in turn comes out of your mouth.
If you do not understand me you have not yet reached
enlightenment only through fusion of Few Son can you
understand God's subvocal program of eternal Creation. I am
the false prophet who is not a prophet because I am your
Messiah. I am skits-so-frair-Nick.

Skits-so-free-knee-aghhh In-core-poor-rated presents the
whirred of the Lawed and his whirred salad in:-
`The False Prophet's Bible'

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