DW> http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69/satanspork.html
[SQ note: This has GOT to be a joke.]
Sporks Are The Eating Utensils of Satan!
Brothers and Sisters in CHRIST JESUS, I am glad to be able to reveal yet
another plot in SATAN'S web of lies, deceit, and filth!
Many of us have seen them, but few have ever questioned their real purpose: the
spork. It's a spoon with tines like a fork. Harmless, you might say. WRONG!
Sporks are yet another tool in SATAN'S war on the GOD-FEARING followers of our
lord Jesus!
Think about this: A fork is obviously masculine and a spoon is obviously
feminine. Both serve a purpose. But a spork is a combination of the two. It is
a invention who's secret purpose is convince people that it's "OK" to be a
sexual pervert. Transexuals are those LOST souls who want to be members of both
sexes. Yes, Brothers and Sisters in CHRIST JESUS, there are really people out
there like that! They are filthy in the eyes of almighty GOD and have been
rejected by Him.
Genesis 2:7 tells us that GOD created man. Genesis 2:22 tells us that GOD
created woman. But that's it! GOD didn't create a third sex! However, the
wicked spork mocks almighty GOD and CHRIST JESUS by representing a perverted
combination of both the male and female combined!
We must purge the source of sin and the first step begins with each and every
one of you. Here are the following establishments that give out sporks:
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Taco Bell
El Pollo Loco (some locations)
El Taco (Orange, California only)
Broasted Chicken stores
Lucky (supermarkets) Delicatessen (some locations)
Panda Express
If you are a GOD-FEARING Christian who hates SIN and loves CHRIST JESUS, then
you need to join me in contacting the corporations who own these stores and let
them know that you DO NOT support the promotion of transexualism.
A spork is nothing more than a dining utensil of SATAN. If you have these evil
tools in your house, throw them away. Or better yet, BURN them so they will
melt away. This is the same way that transexuals will BURN in Hell for choosing
to challenge the will of almighty GOD!
Anyone who would stick a tool of Satan in their mouth would stick ANYTHING in
there! One might as well chew a handful of dirt or drink a glass of raw sewage!
Many will doubt, but those who have a relationship with CHRIST JESUS will
prevail! Praise His holy name and REJECT sporks!!!
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* Origin: Valencia West, Carrollton, TX (1:124/9005.13)
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