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Subject: Help me!
Answered by: Desertphile
Asked By: stark2

stark2 asked this question on 5/4/2000:

I need help! Some guy stuffed me down a volcano and exploded an atomic bomb on me, and now I'm infested with all these little tiny souls which are fused all over my body.

Should I see a Scientologist or a psychiatrist for this problem?

Desertphile gave this response on 5/4/2000:

Er, ah, um..... Shit, for once I'm lost for words! (Which for those who know me would be ASTONISHED!).

I guess the answer depends upon if your Body Thetans are real or not. If they are, Scientology can help you with that! (All major credit cards accepted). If your Body Thetans are imaginary or due to the same cause Hubbard's Body Thetans were (drugs and alcohol and mental illness), then by all means SEEK OUT A PSYCHIATRIST and -live- in her or his office for as long as it takes until you are cured. Years and years if need be.

Please do take care of yourself, and for GOD'S (R6) SAKE, stay out of Hawaii!




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