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Subject: Help me!
Answered by: barb131
Asked By: stark2

stark2 asked this question on 5/4/2000:

I need help! Some guy stuffed me down a volcano and exploded an atomic bomb on me, and now I'm infested with all these little tiny souls which are fused all over my body.

Should I see a Scientologist or a psychiatrist for this problem?

barb131 gave this response on 5/4/2000:

Either way, these treatments for the adhesive Body Thetans (aka dead space cooties) are both expensive.

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