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Subject: My jaws hurt
FredricRice asked this question on 5/5/2000:
My jaws hurt every time someone says the word "snap." I was told that
Scientology could help me with this problem.
Is this true?
Thanks.
Desertphile gave this response on 5/5/2000:
Yes, very much so! Scientology can help you with that!
The problem is not actually in your jaw, however. You only feel the pain
in your jaw, but the actuall source of the pain is further down. Around the
butt, to be a bit more precise. Actually, around your wallet area to be
even more precise. Ah, um, actually, IN YOUR WALLET to be MOST
precise. Are you beginning to see how Scientology can help you with
that? Ah, yes, I see that you do. You're a bright lad. And much too bright
for Scientology. If you are looking for relief from your jaw pain, maybe
some "relief" of a few dollars to buy a family member (a sister, uncle, or
brother, say) a nice Mexican dinner would work. That way you relieve the
engramatic pressure from the butt, and also exercise the jaws. An
elegant solution!
FredricRice rated this answer a 5.
<-heh-> It all resolves around money, yes. The only problem inside
of the Scientology cult is that other people still have money in
their pockets.
But you know, this concept that Hubbard (and presumably good
Scientologists in good standing) believes that humans evolved from clams
seems to be an honest (though unusual) religious belief. I don't think
Hubbard came up with this one to bilk the ignorant out of their money. He
seemed to actually believe it himself.
Further facts
about this criminal empire may be found at
Operation Clambake and FACTNet.
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Answered by: Desertphile
Asked By: FredricRice
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