On Friday, June 12, 1998, around 13:00 to 14:00, I was accosted by two
men in an Anaheim, California Mexican restaurant named "Antonio's."
I had approached the counter to see if my pick-up order was ready (it was)
and noticed that these two men who were also waiting for their orders
were looking at me very strangely. They were giving each other quick
glances and, while one of them appeared to be apprehensive for some
then-unknown reason, the other was exhibiting a hostile demeanor. Both
were around 45 years of age, both white, both dressed in laborer clothes
-- in other words, no suit and tie -- both overweight, and both with
short gray hair.
My first thought, before either of them said one word, was that they
were Scientologist eforcers who had recognized me by my GIF on my web
page. After Mr. Hostile pointedly looked at my T-shirt and asked me
what "Dragon Fest" was, I decided that they were simply curious
about my T-Shirt.
At the time I had been suffering from an exposure to poison ivy and
was wearing a short-sleeve cotton T-shirt to reduce the irritation.
Before entering the restaurant, however, I had put on a long-sleeve
dress shirt so that the horrible rash on my arms wouldn't concern anyone
in the restaurant. What remained visible of my Dragon Festival T-Shirt
was a drawing of five interlocked forearms comprising a pentagram with the
caption, "Dragon Fest, '95" at the top and "Building
Community" at the bottom. Note the positive wording. There's
nothing that one could assume would anger anyone.
Rather than explain the festival, I made the mistake of offering a
very brief, glib description of Dragon Festival. I never interrupt or
talk with strangers on the street and I didn't wish to reward these
men's rude behavior with a lengthy answer. In retrospect, I should have
ignored them knowing that something about the two just didn't feel right.
Instead I told them that Dragon Festival is a festival in a Colorado
forest where there is singing, dancing, and workshops, and where
fornication takes place all night.
The two men shared another strange look and then Mr. Hostile asked me
"Are you from around here?" thereafter I told him I was from
Arcadia. He said, "Yeah, you're from around here" to which Mr.
Apprehensive gave a nervous laugh. He then asked me what company I worked
for to which I said, "I'm not going to tell you that." I
collected my lunch and then he then said something along the lines of
"I thought so" and he said that he had hoped "the
spirit" would show itself to me. Mr. Apprehensive again laughed
nervously.
At this time I still had no idea who these two were or what problems they
were having. I mistakenly thought that the freakish "spirit"
comment was in reference to something the guy had heard about Wicca or
Pagani or, after second thought, was told that the pentagram has something
to do with the Christian "Satan" god. Since the two were acting
strange and were rude, I ignored the comment entirely and left.
Back in my old 1981 Toyota, I removed my dress shirt. Backing out of
the parking slot I noticed these two guys getting into what looked like
a company utility van. Having no concern, I had no reason to check for
any identification on the van but I made conscience note that it was
white and dirty.
At the first stop light on La Palma street in Anaheim (Imperial Highway)
heading toward Lakeview, I was applying calamine lotion to my arms and
noticed that the white van had pulled to a stop to my right, leaving a
long gap of cars ahead of it waiting at the stop light. I thought that
I might be in trouble. Highway shootings for no apparent reason are very
common here in California and, with the way these two had been exchanging
glances, I thought that they might have silently agreed to pick me.
After traffic started rolling again, the van forced its way into the
left hand lane behind me, prompting the car that was behind me to lay
on the horn. With the van inches from my bumper I knew I had a problem.
All of the cars ahead of me eventually peeled off to the left turn
lane as their drivers returned to work from lunch and when the way was
clear, I hopped my old Toyota to its highest acceleration and made a
run for it. The van fell back about 10 feet, its engine screaming
and misfiring badly as the idiot behind the wheel tried to keep up.
The light ahead was red and I considered running it except that there
was no way I was going to jeopardize innocent people just to save my skin.
We came to a stop and I watched the left view and rear view mirrors
to see if the driver -- It was Mr. Hostile behind the wheel -- was
going to get out with a gun.
When the light turned green, I pulled away smoothly at normal
acceleration. The van pulled along to my right (nearly missing another
driver who, like the first one, laid on his horn) and started
screaming at me. The only things I could understand was something
about how he "used to think like you do until the spirit of the lord
showed himself to me." A lot of it was what's termed "verbal
salad" and, as near as I could figure, consisted of disjointed words
which obviously made sense to the guy but which was unconnected and uttered
highly emotionally. I now realized the guy was an extremist Christian
cultist and, with the aggressive, criminal behavior he was showing, knew
that I was doubly in danger. The "Hatred is NOT a Family
Value" bumper sticker on my car, together with the Darwin fish, a
Ham Radio call sign, and a very cryptic bumper sticker from Holland,
probably all contributed to whatever idiot notions they had been programmed
with.
I once again took the Toyota up to high acceleration and the van swung
in behind me. I thought I would take him to the Anaheim police station
and slam on the breaks outside the station causing him to rear-end me.
I could then make a run for the station and still get the bad guys
caught. The problem was, I was in Anaheim on business and didn't know
where the closest station was. I knew where the huge Post Office was
on La Palma and thought that there might be a police station next to it
but I couldn't be sure.
Instead I knew my old Toyota wasn't going to get away from these guys
and the signal light ahead -- Lakeview -- was too crowded to allow me to
get away from them. The van's engine was out of tune and misfiring at
high revs so I could have distanced myself from the cultist on the
freeway (my engine will take me to 120 MPH at 4,500 RPM if I'm willing
to risk it; I keep it well tuned; I red-line at 5,000) but not on surface
streets. I pulled into the left-hand turning lane, the van followed me,
and then I slammed on the breaks, locking up all four wheels (for the
first time ever, in fact.)
After waiting for about three minutes, I pulled away slowly. The van,
however, turned left and entered the "Vinyard Christian
Fellowship" cult compound.
Was I surprised that these two work there? Yes. Up until that time I
had no idea this cult had an office there, leave alone the huge one
that's in Anaheim. I hadn't seen any markings on their van -- if they
had any.
What I experienced was two extremist cultists who didn't care who they
put at risk and didn't care how many laws they broke just so long as
they could scream incomprehensible rants at someone they thought
"needed saving" -- all because I wore a T-shirt attributed to a
life-affirming religion superior to their cult. All because they
had no idea what's really behind what they're taught unthinkingly to hate.
If brought before a desk sergeant, I'm sure they would have ranted about
how they were "only trying to help."
I watched my rear view mirror and, at Lakeview, pulled a U-turn and
entered the offices where I was working, ate my lunch in my car while
wondering if I should report this. I told John, the only other co-worker
at the company, about what happened and he told me that I should report
what happened. He said, "I'll bet you they were born again
Christians" and that people that crazy should be reported. If they're
that willing to be that dangerous and that criminal, their next target and
those around their unlucky victim, may not be let go so easily. The next
victim these cultists follow might not consider innocent people being
in the way. And, of course, their next victim might be a woman with a
gun which would be dangerous and unfortunate for both the cultists for
their victim.
The compound is large with a lot of grassy, well-kept play grounds. A
number of picnic tables dot the play grounds which are not fenced in
and new playground equipment is evident inside of the fenced-off areas.
Children were playing at various places inside the fenced-off areas.
Two gardeners were working the grounds as I drove through taking
photographs. There were about 50 cars in the parking lot with room
for about 100 more. Most of the cars were large American boats with
"For Sale" signs appearing on many of them. All of the windows
on the cult's buildings are tinted dark so I couldn't photograph what's
going on inside the cult, nor could I see whether I was being observed.
The compound proper is set well back from the street: La Palma. One
must drive about 50 yards onto the cult's property before reaching the
buildings. While leaving, I made sure I wasn't followed.
I can't help but wonder about a cult which has immediate access to
a large number of children which employs such people as followed me and
screamed insane rants at me while I was trying to get away from them.
Real Christians would never hire such dangerously insane and criminal
people, especially when there's children in immediate access to them.
I could probably accept this behavior had I engaged in conversation
with these two and had pissed them off with some uncomfortable truth
about their cult. The fact is I felt that something was wrong with
these nuts and in effect brushed them off with a one-line brush-off.
They decided to follow me. Don't forget that Mr. Hostile asked me
where I was from and where I worked.
In retrospect, after checking out the cult and taking photographs, I
think John was right: I should have immediately filed a police report
and had them arrested. Now I've learned my lesson and have a
one-time-use camera in my Toyota at all times, ready to take photographs
of anyone who exhibits this behavior in the future. I don't think that's
paranoia after what I experienced, just good safety sense. California
is the fundy extremist cultist capital of the world and is synonymous with
crazy cultists and serial killers. It's synonymous for good reason, too:
It's all true and Orange County, the area I was in, is itself the
capital of the fundy capital.
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The van came to a stop about ten feet back and then inched forward
until it was touching my bumper. We sat and waited outside of the
"Vinyard Christian Fellowship" cult offices in Anaheim on La
Palma (see image number 1) for about three minutes. I watched the rear-view
and left-view mirrors, waiting to see if anyone got out and waiting
for a police car to come by, ask what's going on, and arrest these two.
The guy behind the counter at the Mexican restaurant could have been
a witness as to the fact that these two accosted me and then followed
me out of his place. The way Mr. Hostile rants insanely would have
also been good evidence -- enough to get the cop to save my ass and
drag them in, any way.
Today, June 24, I did something dangerous and stupid. I purchased a
one-time-use camera and drove to the cult's offices and took some
photographs. In the process of trying to get a picture of the van that
was being driven by the two cultists who accosted me, I learned more
about the cult. They have a lot of children in the compound and there
is a sign out front which states that they are "a private school."
(I did not take photographs of the school since there were children
present.) There is also a "Christian book store" (see images
number 2 and 3) next to the cult's compound though I couldn't tell if it's
a separate business or part of the cult. It's separated from the cult's
compound by a street which can only be accessed from the cult's driveways
so I can assume that they're related.
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