
By: J.J. Hitt
Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan

                               MISSING CHILD ALERT

    )\ _.___._ /(
   /:|'##666##'|:\             Name: Satan
  /   __     __   \            Date of Birth: October 23, 4004 BC
  :  __~\   /~__   :           Race: Mytholical
 (  ( .\ \|/ /. )  )           Hair: none
  | \_~_) . (_~_/ |            Eyes: red, glowing
  (._ ~  /_\  ~ _.)
    \\_._._._._//              Last seen in the company of Jesus
     \\V V V V//               Christ, a convicted felon from
      \\.^.^.//                the middle east. Satan was wearing
       (_____)                 red leotards with a matching cape.
                               Mr. Christ is reported to have been
 "Have you seen me?"           wearing a white bathrobe.

      If you have any information regarding this missing demon or
      of any missing sprite, imp, devil, demigod, seraphim or
      magical being please call:

      National Lost Cause Recovery Service at 1-800-GET-LOST.


    Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt.
--- Msgedsq 2.2e
 * Origin: Saint Elmo's Fire Hydrant (Houston) (1:106/9788.2)

