
By: Steve Quarrella
Re: <chime>  Dumb ass!

THE LORD IS MY SSSSSSHEPHERD: Dewey Hale, 40, of Enigma, Ga., took his
 rattlesnake to church. Members of the New River Free Holiness Church
 take the Bible literally, his cousin Martha said, so much so that
 they believe they should "take up serpents" as it says in the book of
 Mark. He took it up out of its box, and in return it bit him. "They
 feel he didn't die because of the snake, but that he died because it
 was his time to go," she said. (AP) ...It's a miracle: the snake knew
 what time it was.


