539.mooned or goosed someone you knew?

540.mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?

541.mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?

542.stimulated your partner anally(with your finger, vibrator, or whatever)?

543.been stimulated anally(with a finger, vibrator, or whatever)?

544.had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their gender(e.g.
   your husband left you for another man)?

545.left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?

546.picked your nose in public?

547.picked someone else's nose(in private, we don't want to know about your
    perversions)?

548.had someone else pick your nose?

549.sexually harassed someone(e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?

550.graded someone's act of sexual harassment?

551.handed out condoms as party favors?

552.discussed favorite brand of condom?

553.comparison shopped for condoms(plain or ribbed)?

554.inflated a condom?

555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?

556.bought condoms by the case(wholesale, not just the 'family pack')?

557.bought any other birth control item(contraceptive jelly or foam, or the
    pill)?

558.bought any other birth control item in bulk(the Pill, unless you got it for
    more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?

559.used Coke as a contraceptive douche?

560.carried a condom "just in case"?

561.tasted your own sexual fluids?

562.tasted another's sexual fluids?

563.complimented someone on their taste?

564.been complimented on your taste?

565.had your ears pierced?

566.had your nose pierced?

567.pierced someone else's ears?

568.worn body paint?

569.worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?

570.worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn't
    read?

571.written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?

572.have you a tattoo?

573.have you an 'obscene' tattoo(words or pictures)?

574.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing(George Schultz has a
    tiger on his butt)?

575.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?

576.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?

577.used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes(Coke bottle,
    rolling pin or feather duster)?

578.used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?

579.been to a funeral as a form of entertainment(ala Harold of "Harold &
    Maude")?

580.Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being married('just
    close your eyes and think of England')?

581.used whipped cream for sexual purposes?

582.put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner and licked
    or eaten it(things go better with butter)?

583.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?

584.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?

585.bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?

586.given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?

587.asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it was
    'sexy' but because it turned you on?

588.tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?

589.Been to a John Water's film(Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?

590.more than once?

591.seen Eraserhead?

592.more than once?

593.thought of becoming a Veterinarian because your first love died of hoof &
    mouth?

594.had sex with a dead animal?

595.had sex in the presence of animals?

596.thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in you life was
    when your first love was sent to market?

597.thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion to Madame
    D'Stael?

598.urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle(i.e.
    in a sink, fireplace or wastepaper basket)?

599.defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle(i.e.
    in a fireplace, car seat, or wastepaper basket)?

600.tasted or eaten shit?

601.more than once?

602.tasted or drunk urine?

603.more than once?

604.been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like?

605.kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?

606.kept feces(crap) in the refrigerator(lab specimens do not count)?


VIII.  BONDAGE.
===============

Have you('voluntarily'):

607.improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity(e.g. holding
    someone's wrists over their head)?

608.do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person?

609.been tied up for erotic purposes(ropes, scarves, ties)?

610.been tied up and fucked?

611.been tied up and masturbated upon?

612.been tied up and had to watch others?

613.been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?

614.been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?

615.willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?

616.inserted someone's head in a toilet bowl with their consent/acquiescence?

617.tied someone up for erotic purposes?

618.tied someone up and fucked them?

619.tied someone up and masturbated on them?

620.tied someone up and had them watch?

621.tied someone up and shown them to others?

622.been bound in chains(handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?

623.been bound and had someone whip you?

624.been whipped until you bled?

625.had your tongue pierced?

626.had your lips pierced?

627.had your other lips pierced(or penis)?

628.had your nipples pierced?

629.practiced flagellation?

630.gotten any good at it?

631.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?

632.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?

633.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?

634.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?

635.pierced someone else's lips?

636.pierced someone else's tongue?

637.pierced someone else's other lips(or penis)?

638.pierced someone else's nipples?

639.bound someone in chains(handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?

640.bound someone and whipped them?

641.whipped someone until they bled?

642.bought bondage & discipline literature?

643.read "The Story of O"?

644.read both volumes of "The Story of O"?

645.seen the movie "The Story of O"?

646.posed for B&D drawings?

647.posed for B&D photographs?

648.asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?

649.asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?

650.asked someone to pose for B&D movies?


IX.  NON-PLATONIC ACTIVITIES(The steamy part).  PART 1.
=======================================================

With a male not your spouse or posslq,  have you:

651.been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?

652.been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?

653.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?

654.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?

655.received a hickey(or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?

656.received a hickey in an intimate location?

657.received scratch marks or nail marks?

658.been bit or nibbled upon?

659.been bit in an intimate location?

660.had a man fondle or stroke your clothed legs?

661.had a man fondle or stroke your clothed body?

662.had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?

663.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?

664.had a man fondle or stroke your bare legs?

665.had a man fondle or stroke your bare body?

666.had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?

667.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?

668.propositioned a man for necking or petting?

669.propositioned a man for any sexual practice?

670.pinched or patted a man's buttocks?

671.kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?

672.petted above or below the waist?

673.given a hickey?

674.given a hickey in an intimate location?

675.left scratches or nail marks?

676.left teeth marks?

677.left teeth marks in an intimate location?

678.fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?

679.fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?

680.stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?

681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals?

682.fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?

683.fondled or stroked a man's bare body?

684.stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?

685.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?

686.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?

687.had you fingers licked or sucked?

688.licked or sucked a man's fingers?

689.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?

690.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?

691.fondled a man who was asleep?

692.woken up being fondled?

693.had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?

694.had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?

695.slept through sexual activity(him doing it to you)?

696.woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?

697.given a man a back rub or massage with ulterior motives?

698.given a man back rub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?

699.been petted to orgasm?

700.petted to orgasm?

701.performed fellatio("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)?

702.gagged when they came in your mouth?

703.received oral sex?

704.performed mutual oral sex('69')?

705.performed mutual masturbation?

706.watched while a man masturbated?

707.had a man watch while you masturbated?

708.orgasmed in him(if possible)?

709.had him orgasm in you?

710.orgasmed on him?

711.had him orgasm on you?

712.kissed a man(or boy) on a first date?

713.necked with a man(or boy) on a first date?

714.petted with a man(or boy) on a first date?

715.had oral sex on a first date?

716.given oral sex on a first date?

717.fucked on a first date?

718.had oral sex instead of intercourse?

719.been seen naked under good lighting by a man(note: nude is expected(e.g. in
    a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't expect to be]
    seen(e.g. in the bathroom).)?

720.seen a man naked under good lighting?

721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?

722.been in a man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy
    happening?

723.bathed or showered with a man?

724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?

725.washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?

726.had sex while in the shower?

727.had sex while taking a bath?

728."seduced" a virgin?


X.  INCESTUOUS RELATION OF STEAMY PART.  PART 2.
================================================

With a female not your spouse or posslq,  have you:

729.been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?

730.been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?

731.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?

732.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?

733.received a hickey(or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?

734.received a hickey in an intimate location?

735.been scratched or marked by her?

736.been nibbled or bit?

737.been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?

738.had a woman fondle or stroke your clothed legs?

739.had a woman fondle or stroke your clothed body?

740.had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?

741.had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?

742.had a woman fondle or stroke your bare legs?

743.had a woman fondle or stroke your bare body?

744.had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?

745.have a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?

746.propositioned a woman for necking or petting?

747.propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?

748.pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?

749.kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?

750.petted above or below the waist?

751.given a hickey to a woman?

752.given a hickey in an intimate location?

753.left scratches or nail marks on her?

754.left teeth marks?

755.left teeth marks in an intimate location?

756.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?

757.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?

758.stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?

759.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitals?

760.fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?

761.fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?

762.stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?

763.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?

764.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?

765.had you fingers licked or sucked?

766.licked or sucked a woman's fingers?

767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?

768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?

769.fondled a woman who was asleep?

770.woken up being fondled?

771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?

772.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?

773.slept through sexual activity(she doing it to you)?

774.woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?

775.given a woman a back rub or massage with ulterior motives?

776.given a woman a back rub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?

777.been petted to orgasm?

778.petted to orgasm?

779.performed cunnilingus("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")?

780.received oral sex?

781.performed mutual oral sex('69')?

782.performed mutual masturbation?

783.watched while a woman masturbated?

784.had a woman watch while you masturbated?

785.orgasmed in her(if possible)?

786.orgasmed on her?

787.had her orgasm on you?

788.kissed a woman(or girl) on a first date?

789.necked with a woman(or girl) on a first date?

790.petted with a woman(or girl) on a first date?

791.had oral sex on a first date?

792.given oral sex on a first date?

793.fucked on a first date?

794.had oral sex instead of intercourse?

795.been seen naked under good lighting by a woman(note: nude is expected(e.g.
    in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't expect to be
    seen(e.g. in the bathroom).)?

796.seen a woman naked under good lighting?

797.undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?

798.been in a woman's company while both of you were nude without anything
    steamy happening?

799.bathed or showered with a woman(non-coed facilities don't count)?

800.let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?

801.washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?

802.had sex while in the shower?

803.had sex while taking a bath?

804."seduced" a virgin?


XI.  LOCALITY.
==============

        Have you done it on a plane,
        Have you done it on a train
        Have you done it in your bed,
        Have you done it on your head"
        Have you, have you,
        Had green eggs and ham?
                                 (with apologies to Dr Seuss)

Have you:

805.necked while hot tubbing?

806.had oral sex while hot tubbing?

807.fucked while hot tubbing,?

808.in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?

809.in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?

810.in a sauna or steam bath, fucked?

811.necked/petted in a place of religion?

812.had oral sex in a place of religion?

813.fucked in a place of religion?

814.necked/petted in a place of the dead(morgue, cemetery, mortuary, crypt,
    coffin, Egyptian Pyramid)?

815.had oral sex in a place of the dead?

816.fucked in a place of the dead?

817.necked/petted in a movie theater?

818.had oral sex during a movie?

819.fucked during a movie?

820.necked/petted in a sports area(stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?

821.had oral sex in a sports area?

822.fucked in a sports area?

823.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT(a car or
    small pickup)?

824.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?

825.fucked in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?

826.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT(a van, pickup),       
 necked/petted?

827.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?

828.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?

829.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT(a semi
    or RV)?

830.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?

831.fucked in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?

832.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT(a car or
    small pickup)?

833.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?

834.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?

835.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT(a van, pickup), necked/
    petted?

836.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?

837.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?

838.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT(a semi or
    RV)?

839.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?

840.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?

841.necked/petted with the operator of a moving vehicle?

842.had oral sex with the operator of a moving vehicle?

843.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?

844.as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?

845.as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?

846.as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?

847.necked/petted on horseback(just don't scare the horses)?

848.had oral sex on horseback?

849.fucked on horseback?

850.had sex at a public event(such as a rock concert, rally, or riot)?

851.had sex with a hermaphrodite?

852.necked/petted on a train?

853.had oral sex on a train?

854.fucked on a train?

855.necked/petted on a boat?

856.had oral sex on a boat?

857.fucked on a boat?

858.had oral sex on a ship?

859.fucked on a ship?

860.necked/petted in an aircraft in flight?

861.had oral sex in an aircraft in flight?

862.fucked in an aircraft in flight?

863.necked/petted on public transportation(bus, subway, tram or trolley)?

864.had oral sex on public transportation?

865.fucked on public transportation?

866.necked/petted in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other
    small, non-moving enclosure?

867.had oral sex in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other    
small, non-moving enclosure?

868.fucked in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other small, non-
    moving enclosure?

869.while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, necked/
    petted?

870.in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex?

871.fucked in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover?

872.necked/petted on the roof of a building?

873.had oral sex on the roof of a building?

874.fucked on the roof of a building?

875.necked/petted on the roof of a building where others might see you?

876.had oral sex on the roof of a building where others might see you?

877.fucked on the roof of a building where others might see you?

878.necked/petted in the snow?

879.had oral sex in the snow?

880.fucked in the snow(now that's fucking cold)?

881.had oral sex out of doors?

882.fucked out of doors?

883.had oral sex in a semi-public location where there was a possibility of
    discovery?

884.fucked in a semi-public location where there was a possibility of    
discovery?

885.because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a semi-public
    locale?

886.because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi-public
    locale?

887.necked/petted in a library?

888.had oral sex in a library?

889.fucked in a library?

890.necked/petted in a free flowing body of water(river, lake, swimming pool,
    ocean)?

891.had oral sex in a free flowing body of water(river, lake, swimming pool,
    ocean)?

892.fucked in a free flowing body of water(river, lake, swimming pool, ocean)?

893.had sexual activity in a household room other than the bedroom(kitchen,
    hallway, living room)?

894.had sexual activity on the floor?

895.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally used for resting
    humans on(i.e. microwave, washing machine, television, sink)?

896.showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility(locker
    room, dorm shower, whatever)?

897.had oral sex while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-
    coed' facility(locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?

898.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed'
    facility(locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?


XII.  STYLE.
============

Have you:

899.pointed and laughed?

900.eaten oysters?

901.eaten prairie oysters?

902.eaten a banana in a provocative manner?

903.eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?

904.used an aphrodisiac?

905.used amyl nitrate?

906.taken something to "improve" your performance?

907.coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?

908.coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?

909.taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?

910.volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?

911.accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?

912.turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?

913.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners annually?

914.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners monthly?

915.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners weekly?

916.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners daily?

917.didn't think it promiscuous having more than one partner in at a time?

918.considered having to install a 'take-a-ticket' machine(as in "now serving
    number ..")?

919.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity with someone?

920.during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone call with
    their parent, spouse, or other important type person?

921.had a general emergency arise during sexual activity(e.g. flood, fire,
    hurricane, airplane crash into the building)?

922.had a minor emergency during sexual activity(e.g. muscle cramp, asthma
    attack, somebody at the door)?

923.during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment
    (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on, airplane crash into the
    building...)?

924.had nude snapshots taken of you?

925.taken nude snapshots of someone else?

926.given nude snapshots, drawings or other art work, of yourself to someone?

927.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with the same
    partner?

928.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with multiple
    partners?

929.performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice(Tantric
    Yoga or Fertility Rites)?

930.had or caused multiple orgasms?

931.had sex until one of you was sore?

932.intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?

933.intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual activity?

934.spanked anyone before or during sex?

935.been sore on the morning after?

936.had sex to Ravel's Bolero?

937.had sex to the Blue Danube?

938.had sex to any other classical selection?

939.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?

940.been a screamer?

941.fucked dorsally('doggy' style)?

942.fucked in the female superior position?

943.fucked sitting up?

944.fucked standing up?

945.fucked while still clothed('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?

946.fallen asleep during sex?

947.talked dirty during sexual activity?

948.fainted as a result of orgasm(give them a stud point!)?

949.had sex before breakfast?

950.had sex instead of lunch(good aerobics and low on calories)?

951.had a 'quickie'?

952.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or oral sex?

953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of orgasm
    (take a stud point!)?

954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?

955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?

956.had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?

957.gone in public after sex w/o bathing(and you're sure everyone can tell it
    too)?

958.had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?

959.been involved in a gang bang(banger or bangee; gang rape doesn't count)?

960.had sex with spectators?

961.been, or kept, a mistress?

962.been, or had, a 'kept man'?

963.been involved in a menage-a-trios?

964.been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?

965.invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?

966.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?

967.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?

968.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/[boy/girl]friend of
    either of you returned unexpectedly?

969.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/[boy/girl]friend of
    either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell
    you to continue?

970.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/[boy/girl]friend of
    either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell
    you to continue, and you were able?

971.walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual
    activity with someone else?

972.walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual
    activity with someone else, excused yourself and left them to continue?

973.walked in on your parents?

974.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity?

975.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you
    thought was too weird?

976.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you
    hadn't thought possible?

977.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity,
    and been asked to join and did so?

978.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and
    declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?

979.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and
    declare 'too weird'?

980.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and   
 ask to join?

981.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and   
 you asked them to join?

(For the following eight questions, #982-989, are where you have been attracted
to someone because of their social status)

982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession(your
    doctor, nurse or therapist)?

983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority(your parole officer,
    psychiatrist, or babysitter)?

984.initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession(lawyer,
    judge, or paralegal)?

985.initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic    
community(Professor, instructor, TA)?

986.initiated sexual activity with an intellectual(librarian, author, essayist,
    or scribe)?

987.initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform(Army, Navy, Marines, Post
    Office, Cub Scout)?

988.initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group(someone you would
    not take home to meet the family(e.g. a biker, air head, broker))?

989.had sexual activity with a member of a sports team(or cheerleader)?


XIII.  TESTING.
===============

Have you:

990.had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?

991.flunked an IQ test?

992.had to study for a blood test?

993.lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?

994.done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores, or    
used a Test as a source of inspiration or a checklist of "things to do"?

995.been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?

996.read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being embarrassed?

997.administered a group Purity Test?

998.taken a group purity test?

999.written or rewritten a Purity Test(or version thereof)?

1000.remembered something by taking a Purity Test?


XIV.  EXTRA CREDIT:
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A.If you have read de Sade's "Justine." add five points.

B.Add ten points if you have read de Sade's "120 days of Sodom & Gomorrah."

C.If you know(no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock, add one point.

D.Add ten points if you were at Woodstock.

E.If you know(by personal experience) what a Scot wears under his kilt, add
  three points(and 3 more if you're female).

F.If you have worn a strapless gown and are male add one point.

G.If you've tied someone naked up and shown them to others, add one point.

H.If you've tied someone naked up, shown them to others and they were unaware
  this was intended, add five points.

I.If you've been tied up knowing you might be seen naked by others, add five
  points.

J.Add ten points if you've been tied up knowing you would be seen naked by
  others.

K.If you've carried a condom 'just in case' and you are female add one point.


XV.  PENALTIES:
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A.Subtract one point if you have had a partner turn out to have been underage,
  and you hadn't suspected.

B.If you thought the section on Bondage would involve Banks and Corporate Debt
  subtract one point.

C.Subtract two points if something was later revealed to be see through (tent,
  clothing, curtains).

D.If you had to have an obscene phone call explained to you, subtract two
  points.


XVI.  SCORING:
==============

To get your purity percent, subtract the number of yes answers from 1000 and
divide the result by 10.0

Don't forget the extra points- they get added to the yes answers.


Test results: Biographic Stats
____Age
____Gender
____Primary orientation
        (A)Single
        (B)"Posslq"ed
        (C)Married
        (D)Divorced



I.  GOOD CLEAN, 'WHOLESOME' ACTIVITIES.

  1)___  2)___  3)___  4)___  5)___  6)___  7)___  8)___  9)___ 10)____

 11)___ 12)___ 13)___ 14)___ 15)___ 16)___ 17)___ 18)___ 19)___ 20)___

 21)___ 22)___ 23)___ 24)___ 25)___ 26)___ 27)___ 28)___ 29)___ 30)___

 31)___ 32)___ 33)___ 34)___ 35)___ 36)___ 37)___ 38)___ 39)___ 40)___

 41)___ 42)___ 43)___ 44)___ 45)___ 46)___ 47)___ 48)___ 49)___ 50)___

 51)___ 52)___ 53)___ 54)___ 55)___ 56)___ 57)___ 58)___ 59)___ 60)___

 61)___ 62)___ 63)___ 64)___ 65)___ 66)___ 67)___ 68)___ 69)___


II.  AUTOEROTICA(No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars').

                                                                70)___

 71)___ 72)___ 73)___ 74)___ 75)___ 76)___ 77)___ 78)___ 79)___ 80)___

 81)___ 82)___ 83)___ 84)___ 85)___ 86)___ 87)___ 88)___ 89)___ 90)___

 91)___ 92)___ 93)___ 94)___ 95)___ 96)___ 97)___ 98)___ 99)___100)___

101)___102)___103)___104)___105)___106)___107)___108)___109)___110)___

111)___112)___113)___114)___115)___116)___117)___118)___119)___120)___

121)___122)___123)___124)___125)___126)___127)___128)___129)___130)___

131)___132)___


III.  ETHICAL CONSIDERATIONS.

              133)___134)___135)___136)___137)___138)___139)___140)___

141)___142)___143)___144)___145)___146)___147)___148)___149)___150)___

151)___152)___153)___154)___155)___156)___157)___158)___159)___160)___

161)___162)___163)___164)___165)___166)___167)___168)___169)___170)___

171)___172)___173)___174)___175)___176)___177)___178)___179)___180)___

181)___182)___183)___184)___185)___186)___187)___188)___189)___190)___

191)___192)___193)___194)___195)___196)___197)___198)___199)___200)___

201)___202)___203)___204)___205)___206)___207)___208)___209)___210)___

211)___212)___213)___214)___215)___216)___217)___218)___219)___220)___

221)___222)___223)___224)___225)___226)___227)___228)___229)___230)___

231)___232)___233)___234)___235)___236)___237)___238)___239)___240)___

241)___242)___243)___244)___245)___246)___


IV.  LEGAL TECHNICALITIES.

                                          247)___248)___249)___250)___

251)___252)___253)___254)___255)___256)___257)___258)___259)___260)___

261)___262)___263)___264)___265)___266)___267)___268)___269)___270)___

271)___272)___273)___274)___275)___276)___277)___278)___279)___280)___

281)___282)___283)___284)___285)___286)___287)___288)___289)___290)___

291)___292)___293)___294)___295)___296)___297)___298)___299)___300)___

301)___302)___303)___304)___305)___306)___307)___308)___309)___310)___

311)___312)___313)___314)___315)___316)___


V.  THINGS TO DO AND PEOPLE TO DO THEM WITH(The nitty and the gritty).

                                          317)___318)___319)___320)___

321)___322)___323)___324)___325)___326)___327)___328)___329)___330)___

331)___332)___333)___334)___335)___336)___337)___338)___339)___340)___

341)___342)___343)___344)___345)___346)___347)___348)___349)___350)___

351)___352)___353)___354)___355)___356)___357)___358)___359)___360)___

361)___362)___363)___364)___365)___366)___367)___368)___369)___370)___

371)___372)___373)___374)___375)___376)___377)___

VI.  SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK 'N ROLL.

                                                 378)___379)___380)___

381)___382)___383)___384)___385)___386)___387)___388)___389)___390)___

391)___392)___393)___394)___395)___396)___397)___398)___399)___400)___

401)___402)___403)___404)___405)___406)___407)___408)___409)___410)___

411)___412)___413)___414)___415)___416)___417)___418)___419)___420)___

421)___422)___423)___424)___425)___426)___427)___428)___429)___430)___

431)___432)___433)___434)___435)___436)___437)___438)___439)___440)___

441)___442)___443)___444)___445)___446)___447)___448)___449)___450)___

451)___452)___453)___454)___455)___456)___457)___458)___459)___460)___

461)___462)___463)___464)___465)___466)___467)___468)___469)___470)___


VII.  THE EROTIC, THE KINKY, THE TACKY AND THE POSSIBLY PERVERTED.

471)___472)___473)___474)___475)___476)___477)___478)___479)___480)___

481)___482)___483)___484)___485)___486)___487)___488)___489)___490)___

491)___492)___493)___494)___495)___496)___497)___498)___499)___500)___

501)___502)___503)___504)___505)___506)___507)___508)___509)___510)___

511)___512)___513)___514)___515)___516)___517)___518)___519)___520)___

521)___522)___523)___524)___525)___526)___527)___528)___529)___530)___

531)___532)___533)___534)___535)___536)___537)___538)___539)___540)___

541)___542)___543)___544)___545)___546)___547)___548)___549)___550)___

551)___552)___553)___554)___555)___556)___557)___558)___559)___560)___

561)___562)___563)___564)___565)___566)___567)___568)___569)___570)___

571)___572)___573)___574)___575)___576)___577)___578)___579)___580)___

581)___582)___583)___584)___585)___586)___587)___588)___589)___590)___

591)___592)___593)___594)___595)___596)___597)___598)___599)___600)___

601)___602)___603)___604)___605)___606)___

VIII.  BONDAGE.

                                          607)___608)___609)___610)___

611)___612)___613)___614)___615)___616)___617)___618)___619)___620)___

621)___622)___623)___624)___625)___626)___627)___628)___629)___630)___

631)___632)___633)___634)___635)___636)___637)___638)___639)___640)___

641)___642)___643)___644)___645)___646)___647)___648)___649)___650)___

IX.  NON-PLATONIC ACTIVITIES(The steamy part).  PART 1.

651)___652)___653)___654)___655)___656)___657)___658)___659)___660)___

661)___662)___663)___664)___665)___666)___667)___668)___669)___670)___

671)___672)___673)___674)___675)___676)___677)___678)___679)___680)___

681)___682)___683)___684)___685)___686)___687)___688)___689)___690)___

691)___692)___693)___694)___695)___696)___697)___698)___699)___700)___

701)___702)___703)___704)___705)___706)___707)___708)___709)___710)___

711)___712)___713)___714)___715)___716)___717)___718)___719)___720)___

721)___722)___723)___724)___725)___726)___727)___728)___

X.  INCESTUOUS RELATION OF STEAMY PART.  PART 2.

                                                        729)___730)___

731)___732)___733)___734)___735)___736)___737)___738)___739)___740)___

741)___742)___743)___744)___745)___746)___747)___748)___749)___750)___

751)___752)___753)___754)___755)___756)___757)___758)___759)___760)___

761)___762)___763)___764)___765)___766)___767)___768)___769)___770)___

771)___772)___773)___774)___775)___776)___777)___778)___779)___780)___

781)___782)___783)___784)___785)___786)___787)___788)___789)___790)___

791)___792)___793)___794)___795)___796)___797)___798)___799)___800)___

801)___802)___803)___804)___

XI.  LOCALITY.

                            805)___806)___807)___808)___809)___810)___

811)___812)___813)___814)___815)___816)___817)___818)___819)___820)___

821)___822)___823)___824)___825)___826)___827)___828)___829)___830)___

831)___832)___833)___834)___835)___836)___837)___838)___839)___840)___

841)___842)___843)___844)___845)___846)___847)___848)___849)___850)___

851)___852)___853)___854)___855)___856)___857)___858)___859)___860)___

861)___862)___863)___864)___865)___866)___867)___868)___869)___870)___

871)___872)___873)___874)___875)___876)___877)___878)___879)___880)___

881)___882)___883)___884)___885)___886)___887)___888)___889)___890)___

891)___892)___893)___894)___895)___896)___897)___898)___

XII.  STYLE.

                                                        899)___900)___

901)___902)___903)___904)___905)___906)___907)___908)___909)___910)___

911)___912)___913)___914)___915)___916)___917)___918)___919)___920)___

921)___922)___923)___924)___925)___926)___927)___928)___929)___930)___

931)___932)___933)___934)___935)___936)___937)___938)___939)___940)___

941)___942)___943)___944)___945)___946)___947)___948)___949)___950)___

951)___952)___953)___954)___955)___956)___957)___958)___959)___960)___

961)___962)___963)___964)___965)___966)___967)___968)___969)___970)___

971)___972)___973)___974)___975)___976)___977)___978)___979)___980)___

981)___982)___983)___984)___985)___986)___987)___988)___989)___

XIII.  TESTING.

                                                               990)___

991)___992)___993)___994)___995)___996)___997)___998)___999)___1000)___

XIV.   EXTRA CREDIT.


XV.  PENALTIES.

